There's some big outage

[Racist Google Intern]

Why don't they have a birthday or something?

 

[Professor Rape]

judgement day is upon us. i told you the Lord wouldn't stand for your minidresses and Beatle boots.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

This fact that this tinpot sub is still up and running is pretty hilarious when banks, airports and hospitals are struggling.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

This fact that this tinpot sub is still up and running is pretty hilarious when banks, airports and hospitals are struggling.

And above all else, real.

 

[Cumtown Fags]

Yeah, but how does this impact all the gay private chats?

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

Does this mean I'll have to get out of my car and pay CASH at McDonald's? Mad Max wasn't supposed to be a documentary.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Yeah, but how does this impact all the gay private chats?

they've decided I wasn't providing enough vibes to be included, I don't care 'sniff'

 

[Child..]

Microsoft got hacked apparently

CrowdStrike and Microsoft: What we know about global IT outage

A mass IT outage has caused chaos around the world, with major airlines among the victims.

www.bbc.com

 

[NoBacon]

Microsoft got hacked apparently

CrowdStrike and Microsoft: What we know about global IT outage

A mass IT outage has caused chaos around the world, with major airlines among the victims.

www.bbc.com

It’s CrowdStrike

How could this happe…oh.

Candidate Privacy Notices

www.crowdstrike.com

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

It’s CrowdStrike

How could this happe…oh.

Candidate Privacy Notices

www.crowdstrike.com

Aren't you a baptist Christian or something and isn't everyone equal in God's eyes?

 

[NoBacon]

Aren't you a baptist Christian or something and isn't everyone equal in God's eyes?

Why do people keep trying to pwn me when they haven’t even read the Bible?

He loves everybody but it’s quite explicit that everybody has different gifts and they should make the most of them. DEI is very contrary to a Christian society. People have this idea of Christians which is not at all accurate.

In a Christian society you work hard at what you’re talented with, you go without if you don’t.

 

[NoBacon]

Romans 12:6-21 NLT. In his grace, God has given us different gifts for doing certain things well. So if God has given you the ability to prophesy, speak out with as much faith as God has given you. If your gift is serving others, serve them well.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Romans 12:6-21 NLT. In his grace, God has given us different gifts for doing certain things well. So if God has given you the ability to prophesy, speak out with as much faith as God has given you. If your gift is serving others, serve them well.

Why are you using the new living translation?

 

[Cuphead]

Maybe they should try unplugging it and plugging it back in

 

[NoBacon]

Why are you using the new living translation?

It’s just the first that came up and I’m busy so copy pasted it.

I read NIV. I use the app to read other translations, but the first time your read it cover to cover NIV is priceless because it’s so easy to read.

 

[Nigger John]

What happen?

 

[FranksWirecutters]

What happen?

Indian didn't retain semen and got it all over the main internet router.

 

[NoBacon]

1. Boot Windows into safe mode
2. Go to C:\Windows\System32\drivers\CrowdStrike
3. Delete C-00000291*.sys
4. Repeat for every host in your enterprise network including remote workers

Watching the women and blacks in charge of the IT departments not know what safe mode is and treating these 4 points like Egyptian hieroglyphics is very funny. Who would have thought only hiring illiterate retards in tech roles wouldn’t work long term?

 

[NoBacon]

I love working from home but stuff like this really does expose it doesn’t work, if you need a boomer to do something to connect to a VPN with a token or something, unless it does it automatically 100% or the time for them, they can’t do it.

Plus they will click any QR code on their work laptop that says they won a gift card or download anything if it says URGENT and compromise everything.

We’ve created a culture where knowing anything about anything is mocked and demonised, remember when they slandered people for researching the vaccine and how dangerous covid was? You just do as your told and your personal convenience is all that matters. People will shoot anything into their arm and allow remote kill switches in their cars if they’re given porn in return.

 

[Chive Turkey]

This fact that this tinpot sub is still up and running is pretty hilarious when banks, airports and hospitals are struggling.

We deal with a different type of outage here, the fag kind.