There are 1,800 sworn police officers in Milwaukee

[guest]

And Pat can't fathom why three of them aren't aware of his trifles.

He's such a fucking asshole. Calling them 'fucking idiots' at the top of his lungs at 1AM and not understanding why he as a person gets shit online. Wow. Amazing. And fat.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Hopefully a few lurk here now after reading his evidence folder.

 

[The Fuchitive]

What if all 1800 are patposters and they made up the swat call to have fun?

 

[NoBacon]

YEAH IT’S A DUPLEX

 

[FranksWirecutters]

What if all 1800 are patposters and they made up the swat call to have fun?

There's no reason to believe we don't all live there.

 

[The Fuchitive]

There's no reason to believe we don't all live there.

Just saying.

 

[Porkys]

Nice handsell, stupid

 

[AntSucks]

He watches too many movies and thinks the police computer pulls up everyone's details, and the cops just sit there reading it while a shooting is going on.

"You got that, Jones?"
"Not yet. I'm still on page 2"
"We gotta get to this shooting! Lock and load bitches!"
"It's the careful exmination of the details that makes us good cops, Mahoney!"

<lowers sawed off AR-15 with attached grenade launcher>
"Goddamnit Jones, as annoying as you are, you're the only partner that can get me to curb my wild ways".

 

[SFWA liaison]

reminder that EVERY. SINGLE. LAST. law enforcement agent he speaks to about his "plight" thinks he's retarded for continuing to feed his trolls from reddit.com

no exception

 

[The Fuchitive]

reminder that EVERY. SINGLE. LAST. law enforcement agent he speaks to about his "plight" thinks he's retarded for continuing to feed his trolls from reddit.com

no exception

Every judge who's ever heard him in court has said a variation of "Why the fuck do you continue to engage with these people!?"

 

[FurBurger]

The thing is, cops do have flags for addresses (and even people) that show relevant information. Maybe the person is a celebrity or a politician, or has been the subject of recent threats. As an example of this, when YouTube Donut Operator got SWATTed, the cops just called his cellphone to check that he was alright, rather than going to the trouble of sending cops out there. Jeremy DeWitte's girlfriend has her face and details blurred out in a lot of bodycam videos, because she once accused a cop of raping her and is now on a special "protected" list.

I think Fatrick called the cops to ask how to go on the special good boy list like the one Twitter put him on, and they gave him a set of procedures to follow, and since that was too hard he instead just started randomly calling cop precincts and demanding it like some kind of retard.

And thus, we get him screaming and howling at the cops at one in the morning; still retarded, still not on the list.

 

[Guinness525]

The thing is, cops do have flags for addresses (and even people) that show relevant information. Maybe the person is a celebrity or a politician, or has been the subject of recent threats. As an example of this, when YouTube Donut Operator got SWATTed, the cops just called his cellphone to check that he was alright, rather than going to the trouble of sending cops out there. Jeremy DeWitte's girlfriend has her face and details blurred out in a lot of bodycam videos, because she once accused a cop of raping her and is now on a special "protected" list.

I think Fatrick called the cops to ask how to go on the special good boy list like the one Twitter put him on, and they gave him a set of procedures to follow, and since that was too hard he instead just started randomly calling cop precincts and demanding it like some kind of retard.

And thus, we get him screaming and howling at the cops at one in the morning; still retarded, still not on the list.

- Not on the Twitter list
- Not on the police protected list

Do better, Shitrick!

 

[The Fuchitive]

The thing is, cops do have flags for addresses (and even people) that show relevant information. Maybe the person is a celebrity or a politician, or has been the subject of recent threats. As an example of this, when YouTube Donut Operator got SWATTed, the cops just called his cellphone to check that he was alright, rather than going to the trouble of sending cops out there. Jeremy DeWitte's girlfriend has her face and details blurred out in a lot of bodycam videos, because she once accused a cop of raping her and is now on a special "protected" list.

I think Fatrick called the cops to ask how to go on the special good boy list like the one Twitter put him on, and they gave him a set of procedures to follow, and since that was too hard he instead just started randomly calling cop precincts and demanding it like some kind of retard.

And thus, we get him screaming and howling at the cops at one in the morning; still retarded, still not on the list.

I have done this in two different cities, one five times the size of Milwaukee and one about the same size. Both times it was a brief interview with a detective and a very small amount of paperwork. Extremely easy to do.

I like to imagine Pat’s ego makes him believe that one call to the cop shop should be good enough and he shouldn’t have to go through the proper channels because he’s a VICTIM.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

Its literally not their problem. They aren't paid enough to care, and even if they were they still wouldn't give a shit about indignant assholes like Patty. It's pretty funny how chickenshit rick was thirsty for cop blood all of 2020 and now he's begging to be best buddies with them. Nigga demands the police be defunded and then in the next breath is crying for them to stand up for him because someone (him) wrote on his house with a dry erase marker.

having drunk 1 AM underwear handcuff meltdowns on his porch. Just like tommy "the marlboro man" clown raised him!

 

[OpieRadio]

I'd bet those cops are struggling to find reasons as to why people don't like P@T.

 

[FurBurger]

I have done this in two different cities, one five times the size of Milwaukee and one about the same size. Both times it was a brief interview with a detective and a very small amount of paperwork. Extremely easy to do.

Yes, but have you tried applying for it while being a petulant cunt with a room temperature IQ?

Because I imagine that would make it much harder.