Theory: Why Pat *CANT* Make it to Court

[BigSexyDaddy123]

When Niki orgasms she uncontrollably farts, not just a little toot, I mean a solid 5 second brapper that makes the cheeks flap around a little bit. Kind of like how some chicks are squirters, Niki is a total brapper.

Anyways this causes some issues for their love life, sometimes a little nugget or bits of corn are shot out of her chocolate starfish in a spray like a shotgun.

 

[LoomisBuckby]

Child, this cannot be true. As a matter of fact my lovely wife fucks ME in MY ASS with a strapon. So it is simply not possible for her to fart in my face when she orgasms, child.

 

[SFWA liaison]

charges dismissed

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I figure he'll be out killing more black Trump supporters. His killing spree ends when he says it does

 

[HotAnus]

Impossible. Nikki can't cum if Patty's in the room