Theory: Dan is Niki’s Prolapsed Anus

NortheastPhilly

Shock Jock
And he’s just in the middle of concocting a genius radio bit. Schinkle bout it

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StarshipHomo

I got a lien on my house!
Definitely not impossible.

You'd think he'd be too involved in all this to unironically call the board incels and children, admit he blocks and reports whoever is critical, then be surprised/annoyed at people bashing him for it....but what do I know? 16, dick, working joe, Job site....
 

KissesCumia

I got a brand new pair of rollerskates
I want a forum alliance with

@covidcumia (daddy)
@DorothyCumia (mommy)
@UncleAnthonyCumia (creepy uncle)
and me (rebellious teenage daughter)

We can call ourselves La Familia and be a thorn in the side to both the Mew World Order and Europeans who Love 90s Actresses Alliance. Pit them against each other to benefit us. Sometimes La Familia is your best friend, other times we play the forum heel as a bit.
 

bovinebrain

Joseph Colleen Moomia
I want a forum alliance with

@covidcumia (daddy)
@DorothyCumia (mommy)
@UncleAnthonyCumia (creepy uncle)
and me (rebellious teenage daughter)

We can call ourselves La Familia and be a thorn in the side to both the Mew World Order and Europeans who Love 90s Actresses Alliance. Pit them against each other to benefit us. Sometimes La Familia is your best friend, other times we play the forum heel as a bit.
sounds more like a #LaNigglia
 
I want a forum alliance with

@covidcumia (daddy)
@DorothyCumia (mommy)
@UncleAnthonyCumia (creepy uncle)
and me (rebellious teenage daughter)

We can call ourselves La Familia and be a thorn in the side to both the Mew World Order and Europeans who Love 90s Actresses Alliance. Pit them against each other to benefit us. Sometimes La Familia is your best friend, other times we play the forum heel as a bit.
We'll generally be a happy family but Boomia will inevitably go off the deep end every couple of months and you'll need to go to your room as you hear muffled phrases like "John, for fuck's sake!" and then "uhhh uhhh so you're saying..." until the door slams and Boomia is gone for a few days with no explanation.

I genuinely hope (and think) this Dan shit is a bit because if not it's tough to listen to. He got lawwst (or is just an NPD wacko). Mewler also apparently doesn't have the thickest of skins but I guess she is handling the shitposting better than going through a public meltdown and bitching and moaning. @captain_kamala honestly is coming out of this looking like a fucking trooper. Carol has also been pretty silent. All this gay shit turned him away.
 

covidcumia

Long winded KKK boomer, see I'm doing it even here
We'll generally be a happy family but Boomia will inevitably go off the deep end every couple of months and you'll need to go to your room as you hear muffled phrases like "John, for fuck's sake!" and then "uhhh uhhh so you're saying..." until the door slams and Boomia is gone for a few days with no explanation.

I genuinely hope (and think) this Dan shit is a bit because if not it's tough to listen to. He got lawwst (or is just an NPD wacko). Mewler also apparently doesn't have the thickest of skins but I guess she is handling the shitposting better than going through a public meltdown and bitching and moaning. @captain_kamala honestly is coming out of this looking like a fucking trooper. Carol has also been pretty silent. All this gay shit turned him away.
Shut bitch and bring me my supper or you get the belt. I married you and own you, capisce?
 
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