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The worst thing about all of this

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is how emasculating it is for Patrick. All the women in his life now see him as a whining baby whose life was ruined by trolls. The hairdresser, his cohost from that technophiles podcast, the chick from damsels of dorkington, etc etc... humiliated in front of all of them.

Remember when that pest tagged his penis to all the chicks in his life? I think that was motley poo. Lol how awful.
 
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DominusOdium

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is how emasculating it is for Patrick. All the women in his life now see him as a whining baby whose life was ruined by trolls. The hairdresser, his cohost from that technophiles podcast, the chick from damsels of dorkington, etc etc... humiliated in front of all of them.

Remember when that pest tagged his penis to all the chicks in his life? I think that was motley poo. Lol how awful.

I don't recall the fat kid in school who had a bunch of stories about how he was a knife fighting karate expert whose dad was a bullfighte, and who ran to tattle on literally everybody he could to ingratiate himself to the teacher, being super popular with the ladies.

It's weak, creepy, needy, embarrassing and a giant turnoff. It's even worse when that kid then gets easily pushed around, gets pantsed, has his lunch money stolen on the daily in contrast to his bold claims and made up persona he thought would sound cool. And all he can bleat out is "Enjoy detention, bully!"

Sure you might find one dumpy loser girl who takes pity on him, but eventually they all figure it out.
 

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No one ever said he should be ashamed to have sex with his wife. What we did say is he should be ashamed he openly brags about how easy his wife is and how she was a one night stand that he settled for. He could have also just left it at “Spoilers. We’re adults in our 40’s and yes we fuck.” It’s still a little TMI but its true. Saying “fuck with skill and enthusiasm” just makes it creepy, way too revealing, too braggadocios… Just a fucking weird guy. Strange guy.
 
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No one ever said he should be ashamed to have sex with his wife. What we did say is he should be ashamed he openly brags about how easy his wife is and how she was a one night stand that he settled for. He could have also just left it at “Spoilers. We’re adults in our 40’s and yes we fuck.” It’s still a little TMI but its true. Saying “fuck with skill and enthusiasm” just makes it creepy, way too revealing, too braggadocios… Just a fucking weird guy. Strange guy.
I wish ugly people would stop describing their sex lives to people. There should be laws against it, and especially in Milwaukee.
 

Officer Chase

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No one ever said he should be ashamed to have sex with his wife. What we did say is he should be ashamed he openly brags about how easy his wife is and how she was a one night stand that he settled for. He could have also just left it at “Spoilers. We’re adults in our 40’s and yes we fuck.” It’s still a little TMI but its true. Saying “fuck with skill and enthusiasm” just makes it creepy, way too revealing, too braggadocios… Just a fucking weird guy. Strange guy.
He literally always cheapens her like the sex between him is something he gives her not mutual. This is reference to have normative straight couples have sex.
 

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Ugh. Remember when he was bragging about fucking his unappealing wife in the shower in Vegas?

Horrible. And disrespectful too, BTW. This kind of shit is how you know he's a narcissist. Her fucking him is all about him being able to brag about it later. He's so cool and studly she fucked on the first date for a signed book. He can't be a loser, he fucks this chick who just can't help give it up whenever he wants and he'll tell you ALL about it.

He exploits her mental health problems the same say whenever convenient and talks about them online to win arguments.

Her body and mind are always framed in how it makes him look better or how it benefits him.
 
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