The Wagie Fight Song

[MunchausenByProxy]

I cant fathom working in corporate America. I’d rather be a failed sci-fi author on disability scams

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

a murder-by-hammer will fix all these people up in a jiffy

 

[Brooke Shields]

saw a dude kick out some black immigrant lady who was waiting in the entrance area where all the carts are
No idea what she was doing or who was in the right, I was just leaving while seeing it and he was just shouting at her to go outside and he went and rolled her cart outside

what i'm trying to say is Walmart's not all that bad

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

a murder-by-hammer will fix all these people up in a jiffy

Murder by hammer is great because you can turn it around and use the claw part of it from time to time.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Murder by hammer is great because you can turn it around and use the claw part of it from time to time.

Exactly. You're supposed to have fun with it

 

[Stent]

It's unreal these people exist outside of Napoleon Dynamite.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

"Now that I've got you all PUMPED, let's get out there and wheel around pallet jacks and put housewares on shelves!"

Guy looks and prances like Nana btw

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

"Now that I've got you all PUMPED, let's get out there and wheel around pallet jacks and put housewares on shelves!"

Guy looks and prances like Nana btw

"and nobody ask about any benefits ok?"

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

"and nobody ask about any benefits ok?"

Barbara, you're on greeter duty! The customers LOVE obese miserable old women saying hi to them!

 

[guest]

This is some dystopian fucking shit. Scary.

 

[Monk]

I always walk past the cocksucker who asks to see a receipt as you leave. Don't bother me, I'm a real fawwwkin' problem.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

This is some dystopian fucking shit. Scary.

This gives me soviet union vibes, the first who stops clapping gets shot in the back of the head.

 

[guest]

Exactly. You're supposed to have fun with it

It's weird how I found this exchange genuinely uplifting.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I always walk past the cocksucker who asks to see a receipt as you leave. Don't bother me, I'm a real fawwwkin' problem.

ask to see your receipt? are you black, a tramp, or both?

 

[Monk]

ask to see your receipt? are you black, a tramp, or both?

Neither and it's one of the many reasons I try to avoid the dumb fucking place. They try to stop as many people as they possibly can now. The retard "greeter" stares blankly at the receipt for a couple of seconds then at whatever you have and hands the receipt back. A single Walmart has hundreds, if not over a thousand cameras throughout the store now. Multiple in every aisle, on the ceilings, at the self-checkouts, and outside of the store. Pisses me off when I see people stop for it. There's absolutely no reason for it. The person doing the checking is always some wormy looking beta faggot or a disgusting, ugly blue haired dyke.

 

[Opie Army]

Fucking hell, I just had flashbacks to a fucked up office job years ago. During a "Town hall" work meeting, they did a parody of the Harlem Shake...I walked out of the meeting, went back to my desk & got back to work, recieved a verbal warning for it. Cunts.