The tragedy of Pat's life.

[guest]

Adrienne started dating Pat just after high school, and they were together until they were 30.

Just think about that for a second

A lot of people here are over 30. Imagine your high school sweetheart from that long ago marrying you, getting pregnant by you, and then cheating on you and leaving.

If that happened to me, I'd probably go crazy too.

Then if something miraculous happened, like I actually found a second life partner a month later, and I got a book deal that could make me famous, I'd probably be at church every day thanking the Lord for this comeback.

But then that all comes crashing down as well. One day youre making happy go lucky videos at gencon, the next the police are at your door with their hands on their guns while your wife has AIDs from all the afro farts.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

and then cheating on you and leaving.

*with your big dick'd friend

 

[SensibleKeks]

This is how much of an unbelievable piece of shit Pat has been; I'm sympathizing with his cheating ex-wife and backstabbing best friend.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Adrienne had to wait till her 30s to get a proper fucking, to be made to feel like a woman.

Rick had a dozen or so years of having a life he didn't deserve, and he never thanked God for it.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Got pregnant, cheated on him and left him for someone who didn't even live in the same state according to Pat's recent self-owning lie.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Imagine your high school sweetheart from that long ago marrying you, getting pregnant by you, and then cheating on you and leaving.

This actually happened to friends of mine from HS. They were together since age 15, basically part of one another’s families and a couple we all thought would be together forever. They got married at 22 and couple years later he sold the house behind her back and left her for his employee. These are turbo-Catholics btw but thank God they had no kids.

Two years after the divorce, he came crawling back and she remarried him. Now they have kids and AFAIK are still together after 15+ years remarried. Pat would take Adrienne back in a heartbeat if he thought she’d have him. She was his first, better beard.

 

[Stent]

After the first time she had sex with Jon: "Don't all guys cry afterwards? Pat said they did."

 

[NigelCumia]

You've made him way too sympathetic. All the disasters visited upon Pat's life were a direct result of his hubris.

 

[HotDogJoe]

the next the police are at your door with their hands on their guns

Don't forget the ballistic shields too, child. They're literally trying to kill me!!

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

I WOULD sympathize with Pat over his plight. I just do not care at all, given his character.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Don't forget the ballistic shields too, child. They're literally trying to kill me!!

Imagine thinking your LARP as a real life tough guy is convincing when you cry on TV about a fucking shield. Pat lives with a woman and multiple felines and he’s the biggest, fattest pussy of the bunch.