The Torquester's drunk containment thread so I don't shit up the board. Final time getting wasted, folksh.

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Had half a glass of wine so far. Going to have a shower while drinking a crisp refreshing cider. Got 4 of those to get out of the way. Then the fun stuff begins.

 

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That was a good shower. But the cider could've been crispier.

 

[New Name]

Any sheet recommendations?

 

[New Name]

Like for the bed? Linen sheets?

 

[guest]

Any sheet recommendations?

Hmm...
PatFromWI, that's a very good question and I'm not going to avoid it like a stereotypical politician because that would be comedic hackery. And even worse, would be parodying comedic hackery by acknowledging something is hack and doing it anyway. I hope that answers your question.
2 ciders in and half a glass of red wine. Feeling okay.

 

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Thank you for your time

 

[New Name]

Don't get too crazy with the substances

 

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I'm all alone in my ivory tower. I'm gonna stay til the final hour.

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[Gay Faggot.]

Not only this is not going to contain your drunkenness, it’s also not going to be your last. Maybe you should work on being a better drunk before you work on not drinking. Or not, because I personally find it hilarious.

 

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Not only this is not going to contain your drunkenness, it’s also not going to be your last. Maybe you should work on being a better drunk before you work on not drinking. Or not, because I personally find it hilarious.

Look at this perceptive motherfucker