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a guy named Darell titty-fucked Patrick after Patrick lied about his martial arts experience
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Are you a part of the Danaher death squad, faggot?I have a second degree black belt in BJJ from Renzo Gracie. A purple belt is absolutely something to be proud of. Assuming he rolled at least 5 nights a week to get that and earned it from someone credible, Pat would be gasping for life with this dude within 2 minutes. Even more proof that Pat has literally zero idea what being an Actual Tough Guy entails.
For such a fat, selfie-taking faggot there's not one pic of him doing any training. Just his potato head at the gym. If he actually trained there'd be tons of pics out there.I have a second degree black belt in BJJ from Renzo Gracie. A purple belt is absolutely something to be proud of. Assuming he rolled at least 5 nights a week to get that and earned it from someone credible, Pat would be gasping for life with this dude within 2 minutes. Even more proof that Pat has literally zero idea what being an Actual Tough Guy entails.
I’m too old for that shit, brotherman.Are you a part of the Danaher death squad, faggot?
On a serious note I can’t believe Rick said “I don’t have a vagina. I have male genitalia.” Lmaoooo. Why would he even humor him with that answer? Fucking robotic retard man.
Aand a purple belt could most definitely wreck ricka guy named Darell titty-fucked Patrick after Patrick lied about his martial arts experience
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It's up there with "I come in a woman.""I don't have a vagina. I have male genitalia."
Imagine actually writing that.
hahah and this was pre-uberfat Pat. This was in the "he could stand to lose a few pounds" days. I think Darrell could use an update on Pat's fitness progress.
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