The Return of Torque Wheeler?

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat is bragging about making an “upgrade” to his old car that is close to 20 years old

I really hope his engine blows soon so he’s screwed. He can’t even afford to get a used shit box at this point.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

And rise again!

 

[TorqueWheeler]

What?! Oh, yeah... I really should change my name.

 

[captain_kamala]

Ade's 3rd husband is a way better car guy

 

[porquedealer]

All the motorheads I know wait 200k miles for the OEM part to wear out before buying a performance part.

 

[Steve Ramone]

The end links being stiffer than OEM makes no difference if you don't change the fucking swaybar to a stiffer one. He's gonna slap these on knowing nothing about how to adjust and test them and won't even notice the car handles worse because he drives it drunk 50% of the time.

 

[DominusOdium]

I accidentally filled my gas tank with windshield washer fluid and drove the entire way home in neutral without the deep and insightful car knowledge provided by Torque Wheeler!

Save us, you porcine car guru!

 

[CruisinColin]

I accidentally filled my gas tank with windshield washer fluid and drove the entire way home in neutral without the deep and insightful car knowledge provided by Torque Wheeler!

Save us, you porcine car guru!

I crashed my car while on a Sunday drive and my kid fell out but the soundbar that I found was completely safe. Thank you, Torque Wheeler!

 

[BudDickman]

Ade's 3rd husband is a way better car guy

Sounds like a real dude who actually knows how to fix shit. Giving real advice on how to do diagnostics, not just "look at me, I did something".

 

[New Name]

Sounds like a real dude who actually knows how to fix shit. Giving real advice on how to do diagnostics, not just "look at me, I did something".

At first I thought it was just AI that he copied and pasted but it’s fucked just enough that I believe he actually wrote that out and was correct about everything

 

[captain_kamala]

Ugh I just went looking for more Joe brouette content and saw a damn fish van funeral, corpse and everything. That's enough internet for today

 

[captain_kamala]

Ugh I just went looking for more Joe brouette content and saw a damn fish van funeral, corpse and everything. That's enough internet for today

I waited 4 hours for someone to ask me to show them so I could be like nooo I can't have a dead body screenshot on my phone and then post it anyways. You guys suck

 

[musTARD]

if his advice is good I don't see why this should be made fun of. Good on him for helping out other car owners

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The end links being stiffer than OEM makes no difference if you don't change the fucking swaybar to a stiffer one. He's gonna slap these on knowing nothing about how to adjust and test them and won't even notice the car handles worse because he drives it drunk 50% of the time.

Shhhhh. He reads here. Let him fuck it up. I want him to shade tree mechanic this one and act like he knew what he was doing. He thinks it's a quick fix. 4 bolts and hes back on the road. There is no way he knows how to do this correctly.

End links dont just wear out. I bet one broke on his road trip from being rusty all these years.

 

[Homeless Andrew]

Do we know if it's a V6 or V8?

 

[iBangedQuasi]

if his advice is good I don't see why this should be made fun of. Good on him for helping out other car owners

Do you not own a car or are you just a retard

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Do we know if it's a V6 or V8?

Technically it's a V8 with a manual. But it's funnier to say V6

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Shhhhh. He reads here. Let him fuck it up. I want him to shade tree mechanic this one and act like he knew what he was doing. He thinks it's a quick fix. 4 bolts and hes back on the road. There is no way he knows how to do this correctly.

End links dont just wear out. I bet one broke on his road trip from being rusty all these years.

I hope those links introduce snap oversteer and he takes out a white child or himself driving home drunk from Hoolies during a blizzard

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I hope those links introduce snap oversteer and he takes out a white child or himself driving home drunk from Hoolies during a blizzard

I love that he thinks bought performance parts but didnt actually by the critical part that actually performs. If installed correctly the car will feel exactly the same or he does it wrong and it starts to pull to one side.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Ade's 3rd husband is a way better car guy

lol at Pat not even being able to have this.