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UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Donal Logue!
I don't understand how the people who play in cover bands don't feel ashamed. I understand covering a song you enjoy but to blatantly perform the song in a band pretending you're the real deal is cringeworthy on so many levels.

I sing some covers, along with my own songs, but to pretend you're the band itself?

You could shoot me before I ever dressed like this.

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Or this.


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HotDogJoe

Professional leech since 1994. Anyone can do it.
I don't understand how the people who play in cover bands don't feel ashamed. I understand covering a song you enjoy but to blatantly perform the song in a band pretending you're the real deal is cringeworthy on so many levels.

It's a whole other level of pathetic when you're a 60 year old mooch who is pretending to be a 27 year old who died in 1994. Cobain even said in an interview towards the end that he hopes he wouldn't be playing Smells Like Teen Spirit etc. in his 60s because of how embarrassing it'd be.
 

Ladynyahh

He's big and fat, he's Patrick Tomlinson
Why is it under the umbrella of Brother Joe Entertainment then? Is he just managing them or something?
Now I'm confused. The logo in the video spells it as Nervana, while the title of the video spells it as Nearvana. Maybe Joe is trying to bait and switch...showing the video for a decent Nirvana cover band, when in actuality Nearvana is him and bunch of old fat fucks from Long Island.

I guess what I'm getting at here is that Joe Cumia is fat, old, and gay.
 

Jim-sucks-shit

*ALL FUTURE COURT DATES ARE VACATED*
I don't understand how the people who play in cover bands don't feel ashamed. I understand covering a song you enjoy but to blatantly perform the song in a band pretending you're the real deal is cringeworthy on so many levels.
Not to mention the fact that dumb Joe covers bands like U2, Nirvana and RATM. Insanely liberal bands that would fucking hate him of there was any chance of them
knowing who he was.
 
It's a whole other level of pathetic when you're a 60 year old mooch who is pretending to be a 27 year old who died in 1994. Cobain even said in an interview towards the end that he hopes he wouldn't be playing Smells Like Teen Spirit etc. in his 60s because of how embarrassing it'd be.
It's the last stop on the "I failed at being a professional musician" express. You make a few sad shekels banging out familiar old radio hits for bars full of sad pitiful losers in a last-ditch attempt to pretend your "music career" wasn't a complete waste of time.
 
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