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The Police sell their dashboard footage to your insurance company. Even if they don't pull you over.

T-t-t-Terry!

"I meant don't rib @T-t-t-Terry"
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If you didn't see the cop that's on you. Look in your fucking mirrors from time to time - that's what they're for.
I was going to agree with you till you mentioned using the blinker. I use it every time, and fuck all of you who don't.
Come on mannnnnnnn. I have to extend my fingers slightly and press a lever. Who's got time and energy for that shit?
 

The Sue Deal

LAUGH.
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If you didn't see the cop that's on you. Look in your fucking mirrors from time to time - that's what they're for.

Come on mannnnnnnn. I have to extend my fingers slightly and press a lever. Who's got time and energy for that shit?
Not using your blinker is the same type of person who doesn’t return their shopping cart. Sign of a degenerating society. Both should be thrown in a jail cell and raped for eternity.
 

Leonard Rhomberg

Who are you gonna replace me with?
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Not using your blinker is the same type of person who doesn’t return their shopping cart. Sign of a degenerating society. Both should be thrown in a jail cell and raped for eternity.
Leaving work the other day I realized I was using my signal in the parking garage alone where it’s all one direction. THATS how good of a guy I am
 

Smeckler's Powder

Sweet powder eases the pain
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Not using your blinker is the same type of person who doesn’t return their shopping cart. Sign of a degenerating society. Both should be thrown in a jail cell and raped for eternity.
God dammit you fucking ignoramus. You faggots think you’re all high and mighty for putting shopping carts in the “corral”. Really it means you’re a piece of shit that doesn’t think about others in the SLIGHTEST at worst and at best you care more about K-Mart than you do their “lowly” cart pusher. Do you spit all over the handle when you put it in the corral too?! You deranged cart simps make me want to puke.
 

Voscabulary

I wrote for boq; they sent me sue
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Leaving work the other day I realized I was using my signal in the parking garage alone where it’s all one direction. THATS how good of a guy I am
I've done things like that numerous times, and it never fails to make me feel daft; but then I reassure myself that it's just my muscle memory from following the fucking law, and suddenly I don't feel quite as retarded anymore
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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Not using your blinker is the same type of person who doesn’t return their shopping cart. Sign of a degenerating society. Both should be thrown in a jail cell and raped for eternity.

I am a much better driver than you are. I just know this to be true instinctively.
 
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street cameras independently scan tags and the basic algorithm can detect red light infractions and speed already. at the very least they're scanning how far you drive everyday, which will come handy for the upcoming 15 minute cities.
 
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