TLDR: March fagness but on here and between Panera's finest
Alright faggots listen up.
We here at HQ recently saw the number of people blocking one another and have come to the unanimous conclusion that what we are running here is more akin to a pro wrestling company than a fast food branch. The EOTM was something we came up with while shitfaced and upon reflection, we feel that we'd rather have you throw one another off ladders and through tables.
And so we've created the ONA World Faggotweight Championship
The vacant title will be fought over in a one on one match on Wrestlemania Sunday (8 days from now). The participants will be the winners of a pair of 4 way matches done by user vote. The 1st one starts right now and lasts 2 days. We're having it on here to avoid any fuckery in response to our attack on the Cumtowners. If we have any aspiring young Gordon Solies in the crowd, feel free to commentate as the fight goes on.
We're trying to keep factions separate and land with a good face vs heel dynamic. If your name isn't called, you may be in the 2nd qualifier coming later in the week, if you're not in that well, sucks to be you. Get over more, skipper.
Alright faggots listen up.
We here at HQ recently saw the number of people blocking one another and have come to the unanimous conclusion that what we are running here is more akin to a pro wrestling company than a fast food branch. The EOTM was something we came up with while shitfaced and upon reflection, we feel that we'd rather have you throw one another off ladders and through tables.
And so we've created the ONA World Faggotweight Championship
The vacant title will be fought over in a one on one match on Wrestlemania Sunday (8 days from now). The participants will be the winners of a pair of 4 way matches done by user vote. The 1st one starts right now and lasts 2 days. We're having it on here to avoid any fuckery in response to our attack on the Cumtowners. If we have any aspiring young Gordon Solies in the crowd, feel free to commentate as the fight goes on.
We're trying to keep factions separate and land with a good face vs heel dynamic. If your name isn't called, you may be in the 2nd qualifier coming later in the week, if you're not in that well, sucks to be you. Get over more, skipper.
