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I wanted a chance to catch some flicks with some of you cats. (Can we get a Crying Kevin Smith sprite fudda forums please?)
Here's the plan. Every 2 weeks we're going to announce some dopey movie that is at least readily available. In this very thread, you idiots can vote on what movies get added to the pool that we pick from every 2 weeks. In those 2 weeks you have your window to watch the movie and share your idiotic who gives a shit opinions about the movie. Maybe some of you will notice things the other people didn't notice.
Please note, this club is not for you or myself to show us your great taste in movies or unironically try to turn us on to serious movies. This is also not some kind of Red letter Media copycat where we just bag on weak ass movies like Mystery Science Theater. I think there is a lot of oil in the underground passages of this forum, and unfortunately nobody is shootin at some food, so they never find the oil, and move themselves to Beverly Hills. We're just gonna have some fun here. Don't turn the movie off in the first 5 minutes because it sucks. The whole point is to watch it all and then we can better understand what people are yapping about in this thread.
A chance for you to blow off some steam, perhaps look forward to something new every 2 weeks, where you can relate to another human for a change. So what do you say?
NOW SHOWING
THE MANDELA EFFECT (2019)
I have recently ranted about happening upon this terrible hunk of shit 2 or 3 years ago. I was in disbelief how bad this was, even for a "straight to internet" movie. It's one of those movies where you have to verbally say shit like "Oh fuck off" or "Shut the fuck up faggot" to the television screen. The main character is an infuriating soy beta cunt who discovers Reddit. And it then becomes the most Reddit movie I have ever heard of. For the benefit of those who missed my brilliant and lengthy review at the time, I will conduct an encore presentation at this time. Next month we will focus on a different flick for you cats to come and chop it up, rap with us, like solid dudes, just talking about film and cinema and whatnot. [Crying Kevin Smith]
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Here's the plan. Every 2 weeks we're going to announce some dopey movie that is at least readily available. In this very thread, you idiots can vote on what movies get added to the pool that we pick from every 2 weeks. In those 2 weeks you have your window to watch the movie and share your idiotic who gives a shit opinions about the movie. Maybe some of you will notice things the other people didn't notice.
Please note, this club is not for you or myself to show us your great taste in movies or unironically try to turn us on to serious movies. This is also not some kind of Red letter Media copycat where we just bag on weak ass movies like Mystery Science Theater. I think there is a lot of oil in the underground passages of this forum, and unfortunately nobody is shootin at some food, so they never find the oil, and move themselves to Beverly Hills. We're just gonna have some fun here. Don't turn the movie off in the first 5 minutes because it sucks. The whole point is to watch it all and then we can better understand what people are yapping about in this thread.
A chance for you to blow off some steam, perhaps look forward to something new every 2 weeks, where you can relate to another human for a change. So what do you say?
NOW SHOWING
THE MANDELA EFFECT (2019)
I have recently ranted about happening upon this terrible hunk of shit 2 or 3 years ago. I was in disbelief how bad this was, even for a "straight to internet" movie. It's one of those movies where you have to verbally say shit like "Oh fuck off" or "Shut the fuck up faggot" to the television screen. The main character is an infuriating soy beta cunt who discovers Reddit. And it then becomes the most Reddit movie I have ever heard of. For the benefit of those who missed my brilliant and lengthy review at the time, I will conduct an encore presentation at this time. Next month we will focus on a different flick for you cats to come and chop it up, rap with us, like solid dudes, just talking about film and cinema and whatnot. [Crying Kevin Smith]
Worst movies you've ever seen thread
This was on in the background, but from what I saw, I thought that it was a joke. Somebody actually wrote this shit? Or was is it all just improv from Ryan Reynolds? The last Matrix movie was hilariously bad, too. Neil Patrick Harris explaining bullet time has to be one of the dumbest scenes...
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