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The Nutcracker

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Nice possessed toy, stupid.

Nice rodent infestation so firmly entrenched that it's developed it's own monarchy, stupid.

Nice "confirmed bachelor" uncle with a demon's name, stupid.
 

Turk February

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You hate Christmas. I will fuck you up with brass knuckles. I just need to find some left handed ones. Or I could just flip regular ones up side down. I found a hack. You're fucked.
 

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I love Christmas! I was just reading an adaptation of the Nutcracker story and found it odd how a story about gay uncles, possessed toys and a hierarchal rodent caste has become a Christmas tradition.
 

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I feel like I know so much of the music from The Nutcracker simply because it was in a lot of older cartoons, the one I mainly remember is Scooby Doo.
 
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