The Morning Stlaker.

[guest]

No room for them in one thread but a minimum of 26 prisonings in the first 20min of his shift today on twitter.
17 of which @mention our sweet den mother, Les. Has anyone ever kept a tally?

 

[Honey Badger]

That’s a great idea if someone can make a script. I’d get a kick out of a daily “stlaker report” a la @RobertMewler

 

[CompoundBasement]

I would love to observe him locked in a padded cell in a mental hospital going through detox from no phone or computer for at least a month. Doctors would have to inject him with enough sedatives and antipsychotics to kill an elephant bull.

 

[guest]

That’s a great idea if someone can make a script. I’d get a kick out of a daily “stlaker report” a la @RobertMewler

Yeah, I don't have those skills. I have to search/cut/paste everything. Do you think his and his freaks and Nana's twitter addiction could be a vector to use? Like from their analytics it's shows a clear and damaging addiction to the platform they all now hate. If Elon got it in his head to "help" some of these addiction sufferers by LIMITING the number of tweets they could put out per day to say . . 30? Pat might spend another 5-10K of Lynnes money to "correCT" the matter. It would actually be a kindness although they would think it's the cruelest thing ever done to them. "He's taking our pills away!"

 

[HotDogJoe]

Has anyone ever kept a tally?

He has to be in the thousands at least with it by now. He's repeated it more than he ever did "child". It's probably on similar numbers as "staIker" since he'll often combine the two.

In any case, this is a life well spent, I think we can all agree.

 

[RickReternal]

Yeah, I don't have those skills. I have to search/cut/paste everything. Do you think his and his freaks and Nana's twitter addiction could be a vector to use? Like from their analytics it's shows a clear and damaging addiction to the platform they all now hate. If Elon got it in his head to "help" some of these addiction sufferers by LIMITING the number of tweets they could put out per day to say . . 30? Pat might spend another 5-10K of Lynnes money to "correCT" the matter. It would actually be a kindness although they would think it's the cruelest thing ever done to them. "He's taking our pills away!"

They’d say he’s doing what DeSantis is doing to the troons. “I am being forcibly de-Twittered! This is literal genocide!”

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

The Daily Jail

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

No room for them in one thread but a minimum of 26 prisonings in the first 20min of his shift today on twitter.
17 of which @mention our sweet den mother, Les. Has anyone ever kept a tally?

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He was fuming all night over her