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The Morning Stlaker 6/10/23

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I've noticed Pig gets a languid start on Saturday mornings. Like a person that has a workweek. "Must be take a worm for a walk week!" ammirite? I'm always high.

First prisoning at 10:30am EST is a holdover from last nights party. Topics today are Plump's indictment and Bible banning.
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I've noticed Pig gets a languid start on Saturday mornings. Like a person that has a workweek. "Must be take a worm for a walk week!" ammirite? I'm always high.

First prisoning at 10:30am EST is a holdover from last nights party. Topics today are Plump's indictment and Bible banning.
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Hey Pat. The Bible isn’t a YA book full of butt-plug and 69 porn, that certain educators were trying to show children, unironically.

I know you’re trying to go there with The Bible, but let’s not go there: It’s Apples and Oranges.
 
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And now he's addressing some additional concerns from last night.
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It just occurred to me, I don't remember anybody mentioning to Leslie that she was chatting with a stand up comic. That makes this many levels funnier. Imagine going to prison for promoting his stand-up act. (wouldn't be a bad idea)
 
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And she's pointing out that people hate him.
Now she's racking up the charges. His documents are classified like the ones Plump took. You see how he has to throw everything in the same bin?
Early onset dementia.
PRISON, LESLIE! AGGHEEYA!
 

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He "cooperated" with LE to find his stlaker.
That's usually what a suspect says, not a victim.
What a SHITTY writer!
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But he doesn't want sympathy. He's not a fag.
Speaking of fags:
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Logic? What kind of dumb slut uses logic on twitter? I'm gonna GAY BASH YOU!
 
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