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The Mexicans who blast music below me all day are finally getting evicted

JRKT

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Fuckers have at least 5 people living in a two bedroom apartment. Blast the same shitty Spanish music all fucking day long. Learned today that they are kicking them out to "renovate" their apartment without the option to renew. Finally got enough complaints (probably white folks too) who got tired of their shit.
 

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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How are you supposed to counter when this happens.

My assumption is you hide a bluetooth speaker or place it somewhere out of their reach like on top of a mailbox, and then crank even shittier music as often as you can.

I don't live near retarded other races so I'm never going to be able to spitefully test this
 

Smeckler's Powder

Sweet powder eases the pain
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How are you supposed to counter when this happens.

My assumption is you hide a bluetooth speaker or place it somewhere out of their reach like on top of a mailbox, and then crank even shittier music as often as you can.

I don't live near retarded other races so I'm never going to be able to spitefully test this
Wesley Willis and “Don’t Worry Be Happy” on repeat
 

LockedHDD__Pot

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How are you supposed to counter when this happens
EMF interference device made from 3 old microwaves, or find/make a couple of electrical contacts to their supply & taser them - the high voltage bridges gaps & allows full grid current... all their appliences will stop working in spectacular fashion.

Although check the laws in your area, those might be illegal
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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How are you supposed to counter when this happens.

My assumption is you hide a bluetooth speaker or place it somewhere out of their reach like on top of a mailbox, and then crank even shittier music as often as you can.

I don't live near retarded other races so I'm never going to be able to spitefully test this
When I had a couple of bums living below me I'd blast this 4 hour version of All Star by Smashmouth on a loop but it only gets to the "and they don't stop comin'" part and it would just repeat that over and over. I'd go away for full weekends with that shit blaring.
 

JRKT

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How are you supposed to counter when this happens.

My assumption is you hide a bluetooth speaker or place it somewhere out of their reach like on top of a mailbox, and then crank even shittier music as often as you can.

I don't live near retarded other races so I'm never going to be able to spitefully test this
I tried to find the bluetooth speaker and blast Dying Fetus but didn't have any luck
 
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I have the vid downloaded somewhere
get a conrete settler/shaker, put it under your weights on the floor & set a timer so it rattles their ceiling everytime you're out
 

Cuphead

Formerly know as Fat Abbot
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They didn't really bother me, but at an old place that was a pretty expensive apartment in a gated community we had like 5 Latino construction workers living together in a 3 bedroom. They would come home and bring bags of their coworkers uniforms to watch. They were only there for like 3 months so I think management figured out and told them to take a hike
 
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Drill a pinhole through your floor into their bedroom and pump argon through it overnight. Argon is heavier than air so they'll die pretty quickly if their bedroom door is closed. You'd probably want to leave the country afterwards.

This is in Minecraft of course.
Don't do this. They can test for Helium in an autopsy so probably the same for Argon since they are both rare gasses. (unless the minecraft forensic mod removed that feature)
 

DMbA

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Drill a pinhole through your floor into their bedroom and pump argon through it overnight. Argon is heavier than air so they'll die pretty quickly if their bedroom door is closed. You'd probably want to leave the country afterwards.

This is in Minecraft of course.
Don't do this. They can test for Helium in an autopsy so probably the same for Argon since they are both rare gasses. (unless the minecraft forensic mod removed that feature)
there was this guy that murdered his wife by placing a few helium balloons in the trunk of the car to slowly release the gas
 
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