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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
The Lizard King is going to prison.
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If he ever writes another book, I guarantee he steals lines from The Lizard King for it.
I’m just sorry to bring the bad news. LK is going to the slammer.
The lizard king is an inter-dimensional being. For all Rick knows, he could be at the con, waiting for his moment to strike. Now would be the time to make peace with your Gods, Rick.
You are commiTting felony reptile monarch impersonation, atalker.
It would explain Paul’s participation
The Smaug quote is so well-chosen. No way Pig recognizes it, so it will probably end up in a tweet forthcoming.
Would have said "in a novel", but we all know that ship has sunk.
Would have said "in a novel", but we all know that ship has sunk.
Just to reiterate and beat this idea into the ground, ALL pat has to do to make this all stop is to agree that he lost and take an L from either Ernie or Bert. Over text, over twitter, on a phone call, just admit he lost, take an L from some anonymous texter that he will never meet and all of this ends. No more lost jobs, no more lost lawsuits, no more lost money, no more calls to his wife, no more tracking every person on earth who might help his career, no more arson complaints, no more screaming at cops at 1 am. Just say "I lost, I'll take the L, anonymous stranger" The only explanation for this is that he actually likes the attention, it gives him something to do while he's not working or at least an excuse for why he is not working.
The voice acting for Smaug in the hobbit film is how I picture LK to sound.
I love how freedom loving, anti-fascist Pat doesn't believe in a little thing called due process.
Lizard King sounds like a perfect monster for a dungeon master to summon during this rpg convention he's at
Is anyone setting up a GoFundMe for the Lizard King's legal defense? I'd like to donate.
Damn. Need an ONA d&d group for that one. I got dibs on DM, child.
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The Lizard King rules.
All hail The Lizard King.
All hail The Lizard King.
But he really will won’t he? I steal a lot of it myself but half is just me talking like a medieval despot, I know what’s mine and what’s lifted and when he steals my shit I’m going to be none ironically mad.