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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I still like that his defense was that he didn’t hit her but rather bit her. That’s worse in some way.
Have you ever been for-real bitten by a person? It's way worse. I've been stabbed and cracked over the head repeatedly by skateboards and batons and that's all preferable to being bitten. None of the other shit even registers as painful until after you're out of the situation, getting bit is instantly like "AAAAAHHHHH FUUUUUUCK" searing pain and it doesn't stop hurting for weeks.
 

Humanatee

I am not a sea cow, staIker
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Have you ever been for-real bitten by a person? It's way worse. I've been stabbed and cracked over the head repeatedly by skateboards and batons and that's all preferable to being bitten. None of the other shit even registers as painful until after you're out of the situation, getting bit is instantly like "AAAAAHHHHH FUUUUUUCK" searing pain and it doesn't stop hurting for weeks.

I remember seeing one of those pedo bust videos ages ago and the guy they cornered literally bit the guy who was restraining him's thumb off. I imagine that was pretty painful.
 

Smeckler's Powder

Sweet powder eases the pain
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No, I hated Norm Macdonald though and never thought he was funny!


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Biting someone is such a weird, childish thing to do.

It's Freudian. Freud described certain behavior in terms of the anus- "anal retentive." Now I've heard criticisms of this concept, but it refers to certain human actions that are focused on body parts. Your ass and your mouth, primarily. And it's fundamentally childish. A child is concerned with its own orifices; a man is concerned with the world around him.

If Dani Brand attacked me with a beer bottle, the last thing in the world I would do is bite her. I would put up my dukes, maybe elbow her, run away and tell her to calm the fuck down. The last thing I would do is bite her. That's what a baby does in self-defense.

Anthony is fundamentally a baby. He never grew up. He responds to every situation as a monkey would.

If a person bites another person, then he is no better than a spider or a cat or something.
 
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