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'Alf' Star Benji Gregory Dead at 46
Benji Gregory -- best known as the child star on the sitcom "Alf" -- has passed away ... TMZ can reveal.

Shitty way to go. Dog died too.
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Did he? Did he actually skyrocket to fame?Benji skyrocketed to fame playing the role of Brian Tanner on 101 episodes of "Alf," which aired from '86 to '90.
I would've had no problem telling Mrs. Ockmonick to mind her Goddamn business and stay the fuck off my property. "Bitch, if I catch you looking through my windows again I'm gonna shoot you in the fucking head, do you understand me?? If I ever hear that the name 'Tanner' escaped your wrinkly lips again I'll beat the fuck out of your husband too. So you heard a bunch of banging around in the garage? MAYBE I WAS BEATING MY WIFE IN THERE. DID YOU THINK OF THAT? NOT EVERYTHING IS ALIENS YOU STUPIT BITCH."Did he? Did he actually skyrocket to fame?
In the late 90s I found a blog where some european dude said that Alf got him through a very hard time in his life. I actually found Benji's email address and asked if he was weirded out by some of the fans. He said he was.
Also the pedophile dad in Alf was also apparently a Shakespearian type actor who took "the craft" too seriously and hated that he was reduced to sitcom star with a passion. He was a passionate theater actor, you see, and "Alf" was beneath him in every way.
WWAWD Mrs. Ockmonick?
God I hate faggots like that. No, shit dick, it's not beneath you to do a job for money. Literally everyone else does it, you're not special. There's a reason actors in the ancient world had a status just above prostitutes.Did he? Did he actually skyrocket to fame?
In the late 90s I found a blog where some european dude said that Alf got him through a very hard time in his life. I actually found Benji's email address and asked if he was weirded out by some of the fans. He said he was.
Also the pedophile dad in Alf was also apparently a Shakespearian type actor who took "the craft" too seriously and hated that he was reduced to sitcom star with a passion. He was a passionate theater actor, you see, and "Alf" was beneath him in every way.
WWAWD Mrs. Ockmonick?
GTA Vice City KCHAT radio made fun of this, there was a sitcom actor who was upset that the interviewer kept asking him to do his catchphrase instead of talking about his gay interpretive dance theater show or whatever. Great bit.Also the pedophile dad in Alf was also apparently a Shakespearian type actor who took "the craft" too seriously and hated that he was reduced to sitcom star with a passion. He was a passionate theater actor, you see, and "Alf" was beneath him in every way.
I've had bitches punch me in the face, slash me, stab me, etc. None have ever stolen from me and I'm pretty sure they know it's because I'd just show up and destroy everything they owned until I got my shit back or the cops came and tazed/booted me into submission.
Yeah but were you on ALF?I've had bitches punch me in the face, slash me, stab me, etc. None have ever stolen from me and I'm pretty sure they know it's because I'd just show up and destroy everything they owned until I got my shit back or the cops came and tazed/booted me into submission.
Pugs aren't service dogs. This guy OD'd I bet![]()
'Alf' Star Benji Gregory Dead at 46
Benji Gregory -- best known as the child star on the sitcom "Alf" -- has passed away ... TMZ can reveal.www.tmz.com
Shitty way to go. Dog died too.
A white Bermudan?I fucking loved ALF. Watched it a little while ago too and it still holds up. Even when I was a little kid, my mom couldn't contain her hate for Willy and what an obvious pedophilic fag he was. She'd always do an impression of him whining his wife's name in his stupid faggot voice. "nNnNnKate-uh". I worked for some little bitch from Bermuda who reminded me of him. I fucking hated that guy's guts. He's the only person from Bermuda I've ever met, but he was such a strange, stupid little asshole that I blindly hate everyone from Bermuda.
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