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BRUSH THOSE PISS YELLOW TEETH
Pat if you record and release a call to the Fish and Game Commission to file a report that someone online said they want to put a hook in your bass mouth, I will never call you fat again.I still die at that segment in Josiah 1, where he declared dental advice to be a death threat.
The bits get stupider and stupider*, and he just can't not lower himself to the occasion.
"Hello and welcome to Wookiee-Text, the premiere gay Star Wars bullshit for fags text service. Please reply UUURRGGHHAAOOWWWEEEERRGGHHHHHH if you wish to unsubscribe." Would that be too over-the-top? I can't tell, this is too insane already.
*These are fucking brilliant, of course. You know what I mean.
It probably came up as the first result after he typed "ge"Pat thought getablack.com was a legit website. Smart guy.
Edit* Apparently it is so guess I’ll just shut my big mouth.
That site is trying to have me assassinated! Or whatever he said about it.I heard he signed up for CoalFax.
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