Seriously what is this bitch doing all week that she can't make it to the grocery store? God I hate fat people
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The fear of shopping carts has taken over
- Thread starter captain_kamala
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uh, sweetie, we're in the middle of a freaking global pandemic. Gotta pay someone poorer than her to get exposed at the supermarket.
She wrote this literally minutes before Tweeting about white male privilege.
I can't wait for people like this having to dig through dumpsters for food.
What the fuck is an instacart?
If you’re a busy person, having Instacart deliver the weekly shop is very helpful; otherwise you’re more likely to buy shit you don’t need (especially if you take the kids with you) and all told you’ll burn a couple of hours of your time.
But my understanding is that this bitch is barren with no job. Is she so afraid of being seen that she’s become a complete shut-in? What does she go outside for? Obviously not workouts.
But my understanding is that this bitch is barren with no job. Is she so afraid of being seen that she’s become a complete shut-in? What does she go outside for? Obviously not workouts.
A trip around the dairy aisle pushing a cart would be her cardio for the month.
Wasn't she talking about money problems recently?
Yes, she took a beast shit and broke the toilet/destroyed the pipes and had to drastically lower prices on her stolen art to cover costs.
I bet these delivery services have been a godsend to her. Now she never has to leave the house. Imagine if this was your biggest "problem" you had to face in a day. She is useless.
Is she still scared of the 'VID or something, or is it a Gilbert Grape,'s mom situation?
this bitch has to do miserable uber eats tier work because nobody will buy her scam paintings that plagarize stock photos. Karma
Shill better be able to deepthroat a Portuguese sausage, otherwise her husband must want to murder her manatee ass.
I don't get it, how busy is she? Takes 5 seconds to just send back "Yeah, thanks."
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You hit the nail on the head with that. When I was a junkie, I used those apps all the time because I (rightfully) hated the person I saw in the mirror and knew no normal person would like to see types like me out in public. If there's anything positive for me to take away from Pat's numerous follies, it's that he helped me realize just how much of a self-centered pig slob I was being and that my actions matter to the people I love. I quit drugs and joined a gym and now work towards turning my life around.
Sober by the grace of God, folksh. It can be done!
I don't do drugs no more cuz I love gambling now. Who here plays the lottery? Don't lie!
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It is annoying when the shopper is making 25-30% tip to use the app properly so they don’t have to ask you questions you already took the time to answer in the app. Then again she doesn’t have kids so it’s not like she ever has her hands full and can’t respond lickety-split. She doesn’t even have a job or a reason to wake up in the morning does she?
