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The End of Project Pat

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Back in college when I was discussing this bit with my friend J. in a bar much like Hooligan's I never had the slightest idea it would reach these heights. At the time an absolute loser who knows jack shit about anything talking down to anyone and everyone on the internet was more of an anomaly, after shelving the idea for a few years couple other friends and I went for it and Patrick S. Tomlinson was born. I think we all know how the rest of the story goes.

Ending it was always in the back of my mind the last couple years and with the twitter account about to reach 50k followers I think it's a good time to come out. Another reason being people not involved with it in any way being harassed, "Patrick", "Niki". "Andrew", "Alivia" and the Hooligan's "staff" all had a good laugh with your creative messages but these other stuff sucked the fun out of it from some of us.
"Niki" is a liberal dyke bitch irl too

Hope you guys enjoyed the ride as much as we all did, I will always cherish these memories for the rest of my life. I will slow down on the tweeting and the phone will go down on the next payment date (the 28th afaik) so feel free to send your last few texts. The book is in rough draft and it's still missing the last couple chapters but look forward to that and the podcast appearance on your good friend Dan's show (and hopefully many more after the book is out).

Last of all I would like to thank all my friends who were involved in making this dream a reality and ask for your understanding to not harass the people that were involved.

Yours in Christ forever children,
"Patrick S. Tomlinson"
 

Patrick O'Neal

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You know, the whole "Alivia" thing did make me suspect a giant social experiment. Why would anyone call their daughter "Alivia"? And, what we're supposed to believe she just happened to catch the whole thing on "voice memo" or whatever? :rolleyes:

Even "Leave! NEVER return!" is a bit like when South Park started to throw in really obvious attempts at catchphrases.
 
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I really have no idea how you think this will just end. 4 years later and Piggy continues to shoot himself in the foot and stick said foot in his mouth. Hell never forget at one point literally it was over, and he came crawling like a Pig through shit to reignite the battle.
 
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