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As The DMAN sits here, waiting for them to change all the "4s" to "5s" on the year... It has come to The DATTENTION that this really means yet another year passes where Opie and Anthony remain apart.
The DMAN knows that this thread will be chock full of low rent jabrone faggots with their pointless too-cool-for-the-room musings: "Who cares! Nobody wants to hear Opie & Anthony unite!" Dishonest, try-hard little mongrels need NOT reply.
The fact of the matter is, our world is worse for not having had our cruel uncles dicking around and keeping the people in line over the past decade...
In other countries, they have extreme measures that condition the people to keep their women and children in line. In arabia they kill their daughters for being loose. In China they throw their baby girls in the garbage for being born. In the United States, we had Opie & Anthony. And look what's gone wrong without their united influence being felt in our culture...
The DMAN isn't DLUSIONAL to think that O&A would single-handedly save the world, not on purpose... But they've done it more times than you can count on both hands already by accident. And therein lies the magic... Stumbling upon what nobody ever would have, because nobody else had the ability to drop their agenda and commit to doing something stupid and random IF it was better than what they had planned.
We have become a country of faggots, and everything including the so-called Creator Howard Stern has become infinitely more homosexual without Opie & Anthony there to call them on it. Opie and Anthony themselves have become obsolete without the other. Even at their lowest (right now) both Opie and Anthony remain somewhat obtuse and jaded -- Opie still makes fun of trannies. Anthony is of course shameless and blind to it, which was his strength WHEN guided by Opie's eye. Norton? The DMAN can take him or leave him, hopefully leave him, because he well and truly drove a wedge between O&A that culminated in 2012 with the "little cunt" text fiasco which killed both of their drive.
Pests.. We have had years of the best, dumbest, most random shit happen just because we got together and made it. We were down for anything. But we've also had entire years where we've been down and out. We came back after 2 years of total radio silence. WHO does that? We got cancelled 10 years ago and still put up numbers.
Stupid Norton is no longer employed at SiriusXM, now he has no excuse to not do a show with Aintfunny.... Bet he still won't do it. Because just like Rogan, and Burr, and everyone else who eventually finds out what Opie found out about Aintfunny... If he's not on a LEASH, and if you can't use him for plugs (individually placed advertisements) he is utterly useless to you as a person.
In 2025, our new year's resolution is to reunite Opie & Anthony. To bring their power back.
The DMAN knows that this thread will be chock full of low rent jabrone faggots with their pointless too-cool-for-the-room musings: "Who cares! Nobody wants to hear Opie & Anthony unite!" Dishonest, try-hard little mongrels need NOT reply.
The fact of the matter is, our world is worse for not having had our cruel uncles dicking around and keeping the people in line over the past decade...
In other countries, they have extreme measures that condition the people to keep their women and children in line. In arabia they kill their daughters for being loose. In China they throw their baby girls in the garbage for being born. In the United States, we had Opie & Anthony. And look what's gone wrong without their united influence being felt in our culture...
The DMAN isn't DLUSIONAL to think that O&A would single-handedly save the world, not on purpose... But they've done it more times than you can count on both hands already by accident. And therein lies the magic... Stumbling upon what nobody ever would have, because nobody else had the ability to drop their agenda and commit to doing something stupid and random IF it was better than what they had planned.
We have become a country of faggots, and everything including the so-called Creator Howard Stern has become infinitely more homosexual without Opie & Anthony there to call them on it. Opie and Anthony themselves have become obsolete without the other. Even at their lowest (right now) both Opie and Anthony remain somewhat obtuse and jaded -- Opie still makes fun of trannies. Anthony is of course shameless and blind to it, which was his strength WHEN guided by Opie's eye. Norton? The DMAN can take him or leave him, hopefully leave him, because he well and truly drove a wedge between O&A that culminated in 2012 with the "little cunt" text fiasco which killed both of their drive.
Pests.. We have had years of the best, dumbest, most random shit happen just because we got together and made it. We were down for anything. But we've also had entire years where we've been down and out. We came back after 2 years of total radio silence. WHO does that? We got cancelled 10 years ago and still put up numbers.
Stupid Norton is no longer employed at SiriusXM, now he has no excuse to not do a show with Aintfunny.... Bet he still won't do it. Because just like Rogan, and Burr, and everyone else who eventually finds out what Opie found out about Aintfunny... If he's not on a LEASH, and if you can't use him for plugs (individually placed advertisements) he is utterly useless to you as a person.
In 2025, our new year's resolution is to reunite Opie & Anthony. To bring their power back.
