The difference between Opie & Anthony

[DMAN]

Opie will put the camera right in your face while taunting you.

Anthony will hide in the corner, creepshot you, then crow about it on twitter.

Ironically, they both got fired for doing exactly that.

Any questions? See, he kept it under 500 words and even added pictures for you this time. STUPID

 

[DMAN]

After Richard Jeni and Steve C killed themselves, Opie has learned to back off of people's weaknesses... He could probably have Auntie and Wormy found alone in their apartments tomorrow if he wanted to spill beans... But he's being magnanimous.

 

[The Sue Deal]

After Richard Jeni and Steve C killed themselves, Opie has learned to back off of people's weaknesses... He could probably have Auntie and Wormy found alone in their apartments tomorrow if he wanted to spill beans... But he's being magnanimous.

“I’m tryin not to go after you like you’re going after me, trust me. Leave it alone.”

 

[Stent]

Opie was too trusting. Roland should never have been incorporated into the show.

 

[DMAN]

Opie was too trusting. Roland should never have been incorporated into the show.

Same for Sam Roberts, who tarnished the O&A brand heavily in later years with his unchecked power.

 

[Stent]

Same for Sam Roberts, who tarnished the O&A brand heavily in later years with his unchecked power.

They made him a character for content, used him to fill up time, then forgot he shouldn't be running the show. All because he just kept turning up.

 

[DMAN]

They made him a character for content, used him to fill up time, then forgot he shouldn't be running the show. All because he just kept turning up.

The most infuriating part is how they would call Sam a "hard worker" just because he was the only person under 30 in the building who showed any interest in coming in early/staying 30 minutes late to cut audio.

Every moment Sam spent at the studio outside of show hours was his own self-serving, brown-nosing way of securing his hanger-on status. Use more hyphens, fuckwit.

OH SAM!!! You're such a SARCASTIC ATTHH!!!!

Sam Roberts completely tarnished Opie & Anthony's reputation. Where do you get off mocking anything when you employ that useless humanoid?

 

[Stent]

The most infuriating part is how they would call Sam a "hard worker" just because he was the only person under 30 in the building who showed any interest in coming in early/staying 30 minutes late to cut audio.

Every moment Sam spent at the studio outside of show hours was his own self-serving, brown-nosing way of securing his hanger-on status. Use more hyphens, fuckwit.

OH SAM!!! You're such a SARCASTIC ATTHH!!!!

Sam Roberts completely tarnished Opie & Anthony's reputation. Where do you get off mocking anything when you employ that useless humanoid?

Sam had every advantage in life, even with his Whoville features and voice. The show still fell over backwards to indulge him. All he ever had to do was turn up to get promoted and praised. Someone else from Ant's background should have hated him viscerally.

Instead, we heard both Jim and Ant being playful, with deeply closeted homosexual undertones, while Sam turned the vitriol towards whoever was next to him.

 

[DMAN]

Sam had every advantage in life, even with his Whoville features and voice. The show still fell over backwards to indulge him. All he ever had to do was turn up to get promoted and praised. Someone else from Ant's background should have hated him viscerally.

Instead, we heard both Jim and Ant being playful, with deeply closeted homosexual undertones, while Sam turned the vitriol towards whoever was next to him.

Sam's parents bought him a car and paid his rent while Dave lived in squalor and then got locked into a failed marriage with retarded children and couldn't get a 50 dollar raise despite being so talented he even made Sam listenable.

 

[Stent]

Sam's parents bought him a car and paid his rent while Dave lived in squalor and then got locked into a failed marriage with retarded children and couldn't get a 50 dollar raise despite being so talented he even made Sam listenable.

Sam knew he could weather any storm. Push everyone else and magnify their fuck-ups. Whisper poison into the ears of anyone who would listen. Take no responsibility, never get blamed. All Sam needed was to remain while others stumbled and fell.

Sam Roberts made Danny Ross look like a sympathetic character.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Sam knew he could weather any storm. Push everyone else and magnify their fuck-ups. Whisper poison into the ears of anyone who would listen. Take no responsibility, never get blamed. All Sam needed was to remain while others stumbled and fell.

Sam Roberts made Danny Ross look like a sympathetic character.

And he got the girl

 

[DMAN]

Opie accidentally stepped onto someone's Cake. You put a cake down on the floor, on the sidewalk.... It's literally called the SIDE WALK... A CAKE you're going to eat, you put it on the ground??? You expect someone to not accidentally step on it? And why was he sitting down there anyway? While everyone he was talking to was standing up. He sat on the ground like a child. Is it because he was a lazy homeless person who wanted to lounge while the millionaires stood busy doing their daily work for broadcast? And that idiot's stale Cake got in the way of Opie's fancy Skechers? Is THAT what happened? Sorry, The DMAN musta GOT LOST.

 

[DMAN]

The way he readied himself to do his bunny hop. The way he landed perfectly with BOTH tooties square onto it. The big POP noise the plastic made. The way he hopped off of it with his little beige skechers. The shit eating grin on his face when he knew he had just created radio gold that neither Auntie nor Worm Norton could ever top.

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Sam knew he could weather any storm. Push everyone else and magnify their fuck-ups. Whisper poison into the ears of anyone who would listen. Take no responsibility, never get blamed. All Sam needed was to remain while others stumbled and fell.

Sam Roberts made Danny Ross look like a sympathetic character.

Imagine getting out jewed by a goy @BenDovid

 

[Vito Carlucci]

Sam's parents bought him a car and paid his rent while Dave lived in squalor and then got locked into a failed marriage with retarded children and couldn't get a 50 dollar raise despite being so talented he even made Sam listenable.

And then him and kike-boy Danny would bitch about how the UNPAID interns wanted to go home after 4-6 hours of work, I mean, getting faggot Jim his coffee and yogurt or whatever the fuck.

Justice for Simple Mike.

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

Opie was too trusting. Roland should never have been incorporated into the show.

Roland was known as a thin-skinned tattletale faggot to begin with. Brothaman shouldn't have been blindsided by it at all.

 

[Stent]

Roland was known as a thin-skinned tattletale faggot to begin with. Brothaman shouldn't have been blindsided by it at all.

I wouldn't put it past Roland to have suggested the idea in the first place.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Roland was known as a thin-skinned tattletale faggot to begin with. Brothaman shouldn't have been blindsided by it at all.

He was such a prick. Fucking over Erock with the Conan tickets was such a cocksucker move. He has to still be a virgin.