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For those who keep hearing about this "DABBLER" bullshit, but have no idea what it is... Let's identify the new enemy.
Just look at the way @Dabbler speaks. He has no clue how try-hard and gay he sounds, and how ill-fitting he is on this website. He actually thinks he's making someone on here laugh by posting that cornball shit. If he IS a gimmick account, he is perfectly encapsulating the gay way those Dabblefags talk, so it's a genuine representation of their comments.
Dabblefags are those perpetual losers who THINK they understand the joke and why you laughed at it -- but they didn't. They just saw you laughing, and they wanted to be part of the group. The In-Crowd. So they tag-along, follow you around, and try so hard to be included -- bashing people with weak insults thinking it's going to endear them to you. They emulate stuff you say, they steal your ideas, then the second you tell them to fuck off because they suck at being funny, they respond with this impotent "Hey man, I'm just trying to have fun! Let people enjoy things!!!" REDDIT FAGGOTRY that Karl Kiekburger is bursting at the seams with.
HISTORY:
Karl Hebe Kike Berger inserted himself into Auntfunny Cumia's life by ballwashing him every single day (knowing full well Aintfunny is a child groomer) and appealed to Aintfunny's ego with Opie Hate by pulling the divide and conquer technique. Karl created WHO ARE THESE PODCASTS which started as a vehicle for him to steal Opie's jocktober concept and just copy it without any actual comedic timing or ability of his own. So it's basically some no-talent faggot COSPLAYING as Opie, but also pretending that he hates Opie.
Karl mocked Opie for years, followed him around looking for ANYTHING to pounce on. When Opie did something on a livestream, Karl would go live immediately to report OMGG OPIE JUST SAID THAT HIS DOG WALKED BY IN THE BACKGROUND! CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW UNPROFESSIONAL THAT IS??? This was, naturally, only funny to the dullards who listen to the same "Ant and Jim make each other laugh for 5 hours" compilation videos. Yu can find them in the youtube comments, bashing Opie unjustly and saying how much they want to see Anthony and Jim kissing.
Eventually, Opie unceremoniously dismissed Karl and made him look like the ugly fool he is. So Karl needed to find a new target, because he became a one-trick pony fast. He thought Opie Hate would pan out for 20 years. He ended up lasting a couple years on Opie Hate alone, only because Aintfunny supported him and gave him attention for it.
Stuttering John from the Howard Stern Show and the Tonight Show (2 of the biggest shows in radio and TV history) recently started doing a lame boring podcast and was trying to be a stand up comedian. John has been doing live appearances since the 80's, and legitimately has more stage time than any comic who started after the year 2000. He's not good, but at least he gets paid to travel and just stand there and drink at shitty venues.
John is not funny on stage, nor his podcast, and it would likely be amusing to mock his set once or twice. The "DABBLEVERSE" is a group of haters (like our own Patposters) who stawlk Stuttering John all day long, trying to find minor things to attack him over and make their own lives feel a little less empty. The problem is, John's fuckups aren't funny. These are the EXACT same people who comment on O&A videos with Anti-Opie hate, and with gushing homosexual lovey dovey remarks about how they wish Anthony and Jim Norton would get their own show and kiss each other on the lips.
But here's the kicker: The difference between Patposting and Dabblefags is that the Dabblefags are unfunny lame queers on a constant search to "belong." Patposters get very annoying to The DMAN, but they are O&A brotherman at heart, and they come up with some real good trolls to put on Patrick. Dabblefags literally just sit on a livestream, with 9 people cammed up using Face Filters to hide their identities, and they will play a 30 second clip of Opie or Stuttering John, pausing it every 5 seconds to make 3 hours of content in true Jocktober-ripoff fashion.
This all started on some dopey podcast, probably Chrissy Mayr or a Compound-adjacent failure: John was asked if he considers himself a comedian. He said "No, but I dabble." And somehow this was funny enough for these lowlife faggots with no skill or hobby of their own to NAME THEMSELVES AFTER... He dabbles. So they call him a dabbler... and now they're dabblers too... Isn't that hilarious? That little inside joke has them feeling all giddy, because most of them are unemployed with no families and they crave workplace jocularity back-and-forth. Can't get it anywhere. So they find each other in the youtube comments.
Dabblefags are Patposters with fewer brain cells and NO BALLS. Every single one of them should be backtraced and found -- for their crimes against comedy. It doesn't really matter if @Dabbler is a troll or not -- He's showing you all EVERYTHING you need to know about these queers.
Just look at the way @Dabbler speaks. He has no clue how try-hard and gay he sounds, and how ill-fitting he is on this website. He actually thinks he's making someone on here laugh by posting that cornball shit. If he IS a gimmick account, he is perfectly encapsulating the gay way those Dabblefags talk, so it's a genuine representation of their comments.
Dabblefags are those perpetual losers who THINK they understand the joke and why you laughed at it -- but they didn't. They just saw you laughing, and they wanted to be part of the group. The In-Crowd. So they tag-along, follow you around, and try so hard to be included -- bashing people with weak insults thinking it's going to endear them to you. They emulate stuff you say, they steal your ideas, then the second you tell them to fuck off because they suck at being funny, they respond with this impotent "Hey man, I'm just trying to have fun! Let people enjoy things!!!" REDDIT FAGGOTRY that Karl Kiekburger is bursting at the seams with.
HISTORY:
Karl Hebe Kike Berger inserted himself into Auntfunny Cumia's life by ballwashing him every single day (knowing full well Aintfunny is a child groomer) and appealed to Aintfunny's ego with Opie Hate by pulling the divide and conquer technique. Karl created WHO ARE THESE PODCASTS which started as a vehicle for him to steal Opie's jocktober concept and just copy it without any actual comedic timing or ability of his own. So it's basically some no-talent faggot COSPLAYING as Opie, but also pretending that he hates Opie.
Karl mocked Opie for years, followed him around looking for ANYTHING to pounce on. When Opie did something on a livestream, Karl would go live immediately to report OMGG OPIE JUST SAID THAT HIS DOG WALKED BY IN THE BACKGROUND! CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW UNPROFESSIONAL THAT IS??? This was, naturally, only funny to the dullards who listen to the same "Ant and Jim make each other laugh for 5 hours" compilation videos. Yu can find them in the youtube comments, bashing Opie unjustly and saying how much they want to see Anthony and Jim kissing.
Eventually, Opie unceremoniously dismissed Karl and made him look like the ugly fool he is. So Karl needed to find a new target, because he became a one-trick pony fast. He thought Opie Hate would pan out for 20 years. He ended up lasting a couple years on Opie Hate alone, only because Aintfunny supported him and gave him attention for it.
Stuttering John from the Howard Stern Show and the Tonight Show (2 of the biggest shows in radio and TV history) recently started doing a lame boring podcast and was trying to be a stand up comedian. John has been doing live appearances since the 80's, and legitimately has more stage time than any comic who started after the year 2000. He's not good, but at least he gets paid to travel and just stand there and drink at shitty venues.
John is not funny on stage, nor his podcast, and it would likely be amusing to mock his set once or twice. The "DABBLEVERSE" is a group of haters (like our own Patposters) who stawlk Stuttering John all day long, trying to find minor things to attack him over and make their own lives feel a little less empty. The problem is, John's fuckups aren't funny. These are the EXACT same people who comment on O&A videos with Anti-Opie hate, and with gushing homosexual lovey dovey remarks about how they wish Anthony and Jim Norton would get their own show and kiss each other on the lips.
But here's the kicker: The difference between Patposting and Dabblefags is that the Dabblefags are unfunny lame queers on a constant search to "belong." Patposters get very annoying to The DMAN, but they are O&A brotherman at heart, and they come up with some real good trolls to put on Patrick. Dabblefags literally just sit on a livestream, with 9 people cammed up using Face Filters to hide their identities, and they will play a 30 second clip of Opie or Stuttering John, pausing it every 5 seconds to make 3 hours of content in true Jocktober-ripoff fashion.
This all started on some dopey podcast, probably Chrissy Mayr or a Compound-adjacent failure: John was asked if he considers himself a comedian. He said "No, but I dabble." And somehow this was funny enough for these lowlife faggots with no skill or hobby of their own to NAME THEMSELVES AFTER... He dabbles. So they call him a dabbler... and now they're dabblers too... Isn't that hilarious? That little inside joke has them feeling all giddy, because most of them are unemployed with no families and they crave workplace jocularity back-and-forth. Can't get it anywhere. So they find each other in the youtube comments.
Dabblefags are Patposters with fewer brain cells and NO BALLS. Every single one of them should be backtraced and found -- for their crimes against comedy. It doesn't really matter if @Dabbler is a troll or not -- He's showing you all EVERYTHING you need to know about these queers.
