The Curry Report (WWAW pavement pooper food?)

[Patrick O'Neal]

I want to make some curry at home.

Thai red curry paste, coconut milk, fresh lemon grass, chicken on the bone, jasmine rice etc is probably best, but it's a bit of a fag isn't it?

What are some shortcuts to get the true flavour of the British Raj while also abandoning all of the complicated traditional methods and ingredients in order to make a meal you can eat off your lap while shitposting on Owen A forums?

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Your countrymen have abandoned you, bland child. Pity bump.