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The cold dead eyes of a psychopath

Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock

Those breeches will stay open!
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This fat cunt is on some kind of drugs, he has glassy eyes with pinpoint pupils. Harrowing stuff, folks.
 
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There is an idea of a Patrick Tomlinson, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.

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BigBeanFatty

The Official Hungry Bean.
There is an idea of a Patrick Tomlinson, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.

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We talk about his horrible fish mouth that extends far past his lips, but take a look at the eyes. Same damn thing. What a fucked up fat freak.
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TorqueWheeler

Dan doesn't have a penis. I. Do.
There is an idea of a Patrick Tomlinson, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.

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The self-awareness of a toddler. If I took a picture of myself and I looked even half as bad as this I would need a therapist.
 

AwfulManTitTankTop

"AnTi-swaTTing laws"
I have yet to see an opioid addict be that fat.
Fat opioid addicts, particularly pain pill people, can and are fat quite frequently. Especially if you're getting the shit prescribed to you and paying pennies on the dollar for your script every month. You never have to make tough compromises about food or drugs when the drugs cost next to nothing and you can budget them properly. That said, I don't think Rick is an opioid guy. Fuckin doctors treat pain pills like manhole covers these days. And he's just not cool enough to get them illegally. Then again he lives next to the fuckin towers from The Wire so who knows? We've never seen dope sick rick though.
 
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Fat opioid addicts, particularly pain pill people, can and are fat quite frequently. Especially if you're getting the shit prescribed to you and paying pennies on the dollar for your script every month. You never have to make tough compromises about food or drugs when the drugs cost next to nothing and you can budget them properly. That said, I don't think Rick is an opioid guy. Fuckin doctors treat pain pills like manhole covers these days. And he's just not cool enough to get them illegally. Then again he lives next to the fuckin towers from The Wire so who knows? We've never seen dope sick rick though.
Ever since the Perdue and Mallinkrodt lawsuits you can't get a Vicodin unless your fucking arm is snapped in three places. Doctors cling onto their prescription pads harder than a Jewess does her pocketbook.

And it's not a choice between food or drugs, if you're heavy into opioids you don't eat for days because you're not hungry.

That's straight the fuck up alcohol that makes you fat like that.

When I was on opioids I looked like a Sarah mclaughlin rescue dog. I was 6'2 and 150 pounds with my pockets full. Biggest I got during my alcoholism was like 270 or 275. He's probably not eating due to the pain pills but he still basically drinking glasses of bread every day due to all that fucking beer.
 
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