Answer me riddles 3, and I'll stuatory rape thee
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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The Chris D'Elia hate thread
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Answer me riddles 3, and I'll stuatory rape thee
Never liked this CHUD.
Marcin in my band used to dig his standup, sent me a link to his shitcom on NBC in America. It was so bad I can't even remember the name to it, and I still remember Burt Reynolds "Evening Shade".
When his pedo tendencies came to light, I had to needle the guy a bit. Needless to say Marcin stopped singing his praises after that.
Anyone here ever seen a standup special of his? I watched one once. Gosia attempted to watch it with me - gave up twenty minutes in. I saw it through and wished I walked when she did.
Marcin in my band used to dig his standup, sent me a link to his shitcom on NBC in America. It was so bad I can't even remember the name to it, and I still remember Burt Reynolds "Evening Shade".
When his pedo tendencies came to light, I had to needle the guy a bit. Needless to say Marcin stopped singing his praises after that.
Anyone here ever seen a standup special of his? I watched one once. Gosia attempted to watch it with me - gave up twenty minutes in. I saw it through and wished I walked when she did.
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He rapes kids and I don't like him.
-Damian
-Damian
If by children you mean everyone on r/thefighterandthekid - then I agree
I have seen a standup special of his. He doesn't tell jokes or anything. Through like 80% of it he just keeps saying stuff in a little kid voice and then laughing really hard at himself.
Not trying to be a dick. But why would you watch a whole special of his like some kind of fag, Abe?
D'elia for sure. Dude has the look of a greasy Italian rapist. But Callen actually surprised me. Gota keep my head on a swivel.
I was at a girl's house and she made me watch it because she knows I like comedy. I got head at one point while this goofy faggot did his shitty Jim Carrey thing on the tv.
A Guys Guide to Being A Man's Man - Ooooopppppssss!
Frank Vincent is a fucking prick. He ashed his cigar in my slushie one time on the set of Witness To The Mob. A full slushie. He knew I was drinking it.