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"The Black Rose" + Mini-Update No One Asked For

Caverlock

Nice For Here
I had posted this before:
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...but it seems like a good companion to this one I found recently:
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(he went first and last)

Looking up The Black Rose of Milwaukee on Yelp reveals it was a poorly rated, "very loud" establishment with terrible food--perfect for Patrick.
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Special Boy always sets up shop at the bar, and expects NOT TO BE BOTHERED by the peasantry as he crafts. Piggy's bar spread includes: laptop (with touchpad), mouse, giant beer, pig slop, nasty hat sweaty-side-down, and whichever one of his shitty books he's converting into a screenplay that month.
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If you've ever wondered how long it takes to get Pat smell out of something:
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You know you live on a nice street when a building .3 miles away from you sits vacant for 5 years.

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I'm working on two huge posts at the same time. They both involve Patrick, of course, but one is specifically about "Author Pat", and the other mainly about the SFWA.
 
I had posted this before:
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...but it seems like a good companion to this one I found recently:
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(he went first and last)

Looking up The Black Rose of Milwaukee on Yelp reveals it was a poorly rated, "very loud" establishment with terrible food--perfect for Patrick.
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Special Boy always sets up shop at the bar, and expects NOT TO BE BOTHERED by the peasantry as he crafts. Piggy's bar spread includes: laptop (with touchpad), mouse, giant beer, pig slop, nasty hat sweaty-side-down, and whichever one of his shitty books he's converting into a screenplay that month.
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If you've ever wondered how long it takes to get Pat smell out of something:
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You know you live on a nice street when a building .3 miles away from you sits vacant for 5 years.

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I'm working on two huge posts at the same time. They both involve Patrick, of course, but one is specifically about "Author Pat", and the other mainly about the SFWA.

Someone mentioned this in another thread but he totally uses social media like a hot chick. Exhibit A is that faggy fucking smirk he has in the first pic. If a hot chick did it, she’d get some simps on board. Because it’s Rick, it just makes my skin crawl like he’s molesting me through my screen
 

Caverlock

Nice For Here
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I had posted this before:
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...but it seems like a good companion to this one I found recently:
View attachment 152351(A)
(he went first and last)

Looking up The Black Rose of Milwaukee on Yelp reveals it was a poorly rated, "very loud" establishment with terrible food--perfect for Patrick.
View attachment 152349

Special Boy always sets up shop at the bar, and expects NOT TO BE BOTHERED by the peasantry as he crafts. Piggy's bar spread includes: laptop (with touchpad), mouse, giant beer, pig slop, nasty hat sweaty-side-down, and whichever one of his shitty books he's converting into a screenplay that month.
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If you've ever wondered how long it takes to get Pat smell out of something:
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You know you live on a nice street when a building .3 miles away from you sits vacant for 5 years.

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I'm working on two huge posts at the same time. They both involve Patrick, of course, but one is specifically about "Author Pat", and the other mainly about the SFWA.
His defiance disorder on full display again. She's not right next to him, and probably was wondering why the fuck this guy is "working" at a bar. He really is just a terrible person
 
I had posted this before:
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...but it seems like a good companion to this one I found recently:
View attachment 152351(A)
(he went first and last)

Looking up The Black Rose of Milwaukee on Yelp reveals it was a poorly rated, "very loud" establishment with terrible food--perfect for Patrick.
View attachment 152349

Special Boy always sets up shop at the bar, and expects NOT TO BE BOTHERED by the peasantry as he crafts. Piggy's bar spread includes: laptop (with touchpad), mouse, giant beer, pig slop, nasty hat sweaty-side-down, and whichever one of his shitty books he's converting into a screenplay that month.
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If you've ever wondered how long it takes to get Pat smell out of something:
View attachment 152350

You know you live on a nice street when a building .3 miles away from you sits vacant for 5 years.

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I'm working on two huge posts at the same time. They both involve Patrick, of course, but one is specifically about "Author Pat", and the other mainly about the SFWA.
It's so typically inconsiderate of Cluster B assholes like him to camp out taking two seats at a bar mooching their wifi, electricity, and nursing cheap beer for hours. Maybe one day one of the many bartenders who undoubtedly hate him will "accidentally" spill a pitcher of beer on his filthy laptop while he's taking a shit.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
It's so typically inconsiderate of Cluster B assholes like him to camp out taking two seats at a bar mooching their wifi, electricity, and nursing cheap beer for hours. Maybe one day one of the many bartenders who undoubtedly hate him will "accidentally" spill a pitcher of beer on his filthy laptop while he's taking a shit.
It’s one of the most asshole things I’ve ever seen someone do. It’s like if he brought the New York Times in and spread it out all over the bar
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
Some lonely alcoholic broad saw another loser sitting alone in a bar in the middle of the day and thought "we probably have a lot in common." Little did she realise she was dealing with a once-in-a-generation faggot.
Mind you this was a weekday so in piggy’s mind it’s ok to sit a bar drinking at 1pm on a Tuesday because he’s “working”
 
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