The Anthony and Dani Show

[1073waaf]

Coming soon to a theatre near you...

 

[BraunsGhost]

Porsalin needs to move on from making documentaries and start directing films. This would make a great horror film.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Nana having grave difficulty maintaining a heterosexual relationship...big surprise there. Even the much younger pussy he claims he requires isn't enough to squelch his secret desires.

 

[HipTuckerCumia]

"A man went looking for his gun, and he couldn't find it anywhere."

"On every street in every city in this country, there is a sissy who dreams of getting fed."

"Same Make. Same Model. New Batteries."

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

What do you use this egg for

 

[Ladynyahh]

Nana having grave difficulty maintaining a heterosexual relationship...big surprise there. Even the much younger pussy he claims he requires isn't enough to squelch his secret desires.

It would be amazing if Dan would come back, "reboot" NPS, and for his first interview he gets Dani Brand. That would completely absolve him in my eyes.

I imagine the conversation would go something like this

 

[satanssockpuppet]

It would be amazing if Dan would come back, "reboot" NPS, and for his first interview he gets Dani Brand. That would completely absolve him in my eyes.

I imagine the conversation would go something like this

"He wanted me to pretend I was eleven, then shove this weird vibrating egg up his ass."

 

[LingerLonger]

The fact that she was recording him when she confronted him about the vibrating anus egg speaks volume about their relationship.

 

[CruisinColin]

The fact that she was recording him when she confronted him about the vibrating anus egg speaks volume about their relationship.

Also when she told everyone that he uses his drone to spy on a school.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Egg in the ass and the Peroscope video, or whatever happened there.

It would be amazing if Dan would come back, "reboot" NPS, and for his first interview he gets Dani Brand. That would completely absolve him in my eyes.

I imagine the conversation would go something like this

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Coming soon to a theatre near you...

This is the funniest shit I've seen in years!

 

[Consensual Rapist]

So Dani, you like the Mets Dani? How is your family Dani? How are you doing Dani? How do you think the show is going Dani? How are the Mets doing Dani? That’s funny Dani! Let’s take a call Dani. That caller was stupid Dani. It just makes me so angry that they’re like that Dani. What kind of music do you like Dani? Oh yeah? That’s cool Dani, I’ll have to check them out. Let’s take another caller Dani.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

So Dani, you like the Mets Dani? How is your family Dani? How are you doing Dani? How do you think the show is going Dani? How are the Mets doing Dani? That’s funny Dani! Let’s take a call Dani. That caller was stupid Dani. It just makes me so angry that they’re like that Dani. What kind of music do you like Dani? Oh yeah? That’s cool Dani, I’ll have to check them out. Let’s take another caller Dani.

You'd all be dead if it wasn't for my Ben Dovid