The Abe Vigoda Inauguration Day Extravaganza Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Canada is going to be blown up.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Is it true there's gonna be a Pit Of Doom where they throw Canadian cripples?

 

[Toast]

We're coming for your maple trees! And your beaver

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Run yo pockets, Canuck muthafucka. Lemme hold a Loonie.

 

[Opesterino]

 

[Cuphead]

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

DC is locked down big time today. All the streets downtown are closed to traffic, and large steel fences have been put up on the sidewalk preventing any pedestrians from getting into the road. When i left my office yesterday, there were two military humvees blocking the streets on either side of the building. Luckily I'm sitting in my drawers on my couch drinking my cawwwwwfee today

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Run yo pockets, Canuck muthafucka. Lemme hold a Loonie.

I was in Philadelphia with my dad when I was a kid and some dude who looked exactly like Tupac accosted me (again, a child) for change. I was like "sure thing, mister" and gave him a toonie. The guy was like "what the fuck is this?" and started huffing and puffing like he was gonna punch me out. My dad was like "It's $2 Canadian. If you don't want it, give it back and fuck off." He took it and my dad gave me shit about feeding stray cats. I've told that story before and someone pointed out that he probably thought I gave him an NA chip or something.

Also, Philadelphia, home of the cheesesteak: most subpar cheesesteaks I've ever had. Blow me.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

DC is locked down big time today. All the streets downtown are closed to traffic, and large steel fences have been put up on the sidewalk preventing any pedestrians from getting into the road. When i left my office yesterday, there were two military humvees blocking the streets on either side of the building. Luckily I'm sitting in my drawers on my couch drinking my cawwwwwfee today

Have you heard of any plans to blow up Canada by chance?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Have you heard of any plans to blow up Canada by chance?

Can't talk

 

[Voscabulary]

Have you heard of any plans to blow up Canada by chance?

the first rule of canadian thanksgiving is we do not ask questions

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

DC is locked down big time today. All the streets downtown are closed to traffic, and large steel fences have been put up on the sidewalk preventing any pedestrians from getting into the road. When i left my office yesterday, there were two military humvees blocking the streets on either side of the building. Luckily I'm shitting in my drawers on my couch drinking my cawwwwwfee today

 

[Cuphead]

ONA PARTY ROCK

 

[Cuphead]

Just announced he's repealing birthright citizenship today. Pretty good bit tbh

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Just announced he's repealing birthright citizenship today. Pretty good bit tbh

Any mentions of blowing up Canada?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Any mentions of blowing up Canada?

Abe it's better to just not think about that. Who wants to die worried?

 

[:sumaturry:]

The old cashier lady at Mark's was telling me how Trump wants to annex Canada the other day. I laughed and told her he's only jokin' but she was dead set on it so I said I'd take Trump over Trudeau and she admitted it was a real conundrum. Sweet old lady

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The old cashier lady at Mark's was telling me how Trump wants to annex Canada the other day. I laughed and told her he's only jokin' but she was dead set on it so I said I'd take Trump over Trudeau and she admitted it was a real conundrum. Sweet old lady

I'd also take Trump over Trudeau, but the faggot resigned anyways and hopefully we'll get Petey Poivrevrevre in there soon and he'll unfag things. If I was Trump though, I'd make all of Canada one big state called "America Jr." And I'd sell off the prairies to other countries.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Canada is going to be blown up

 

[:sumaturry:]

I'd also take Trump over Trudeau, but the faggot resigned anyways and hopefully we'll get Petey Poivrevrevre in there soon and he'll unfag things. If I was Trump though, I'd make all of Canada one big state called "America Jr." And I'd sell off the prairies to other countries.

They should make Trudeau come back so we can put him in stocks, pull his pants down and paddle his stupid butt cheeks with a canoe oar