The 2024 Milwaukee Marathon and Half-Marathon is Saturday, April 13

[Meade Skelton]

Start time is 7:00 AM sharp and there's a four hour limit to finish the half marathon

If you see Pat oinking online anytime before lunch, you know he must be up to his old tricks again.

Look for him out along the course! His bib number this year is F46607.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Look for him out along the course! His bib number this year is F46607.

Oh, okay

 

[Coonskin]

Pat will drink on the fart couch in solidarity

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Funny how he abandoned marathon running like he abandoned his daughter.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Start time is 7:00 AM sharp and there's a four hour limit to finish the half marathon

If you see Pat oinking online anytime before lunch, you know he must be up to his old tricks again.

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Look for him out along the course! His bib number this year is F46607.

Pats Juicy nipples will run red from the chaff.

 

[guest]

Rick sprained his hoof that year so while he's unable to compete this time around, he will have the runs as a show of support.

 

[Stent]

On his 2013 dork bitches podcast appearance, Pat said his half-marathon times were always improving and he was looking to start running full marathons. He also said he was going be entering triathlons.

2024:

 

[guest]

On his 2013 dork bitches podcast appearance, Pat said his half-marathon times were always improving and he was looking to start running full marathons. He also said he was going be entering triathlons.

2024:

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[Easily_Remembered]

On his 2013 dork bitches podcast appearance, Pat said his half-marathon times were always improving and he was looking to start running full marathons. He also said he was going be entering triathlons.

2024:

It's weird how his upper lip is undersized compared to his lower lip.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

On his 2013 dork bitches podcast appearance, Pat said his half-marathon times were always improving and he was looking to start running full marathons. He also said he was going be entering triathlons.

2024:

I did my first half marathon last year and it was PFG. The institution where I work has a team that does a sort of triathlon / relay race thing in the summers and I think I’m gonna give it a go.

The gall on this fat piece of shit to say he’s ever been in shape / committed to exercising and fitness is so aggravating.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I did my first half marathon last year and it was PFG

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Funny how he abandoned marathon running like he abandoned his daughter.

Idk, I don't think he was arrested for threatening to kill the marathon.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

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I beat Pat by almost an hour lmao

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Another lie he told himself

 

[DominusOdium]

How many "half marathons" can we even confirm he did?

Aside from including it in his bio to this day, when's the last "I'm a half marathon runner, sweetie." post? I haven't seen his obese ass trying that in ages.

 

[CuntFucker .]

He's delusional about his "pecks."

 

[TorqueWheeler]

How many "half marathons" can we even confirm he did?

Aside from including it in his bio to this day, when's the last "I'm a half marathon runner, sweetie." post? I haven't seen his obese ass trying that in ages.

"Many"!

 

[kingship75]

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He’s proportioned like a fat Adam Schiff.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Kinda weird how Pat gave up running as soon as Carol Maxheinie called him out for his suspicious marathon times.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

It's weird how his upper lip is undersized compared to his lower lip.

Mama Raven drank while he was renting out her pussy