That's enough with the rock salt on the sidewalk

[Dummy Gaynuts]

It's gotta stop. I'm crunching, it's getting tracked all over the place. I like slipping and falling down on the ice. That's funny to me

 

[chiquita banana]

You can save some of the salt to put in your garden to kill weeds

 

[Jizz]

I have to put these little boots on my schnoodle because it fawks up the pads of his paws.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I have to put these little boots on my schnoodle because it fawks up the pads of his paws.

Yeah those things are great. Makes the dog look retarded too which is a bonus

 

[Turk February]

Yeah those things are great. Makes the dog look retarded too which is a bonus

Also if the Chinese delivery guy forgets your salt and pepper it's a great source of salt.

 

[BUBBLER]

It's gotta stop. I'm crunching, it's getting tracked all over the place. I like slipping and falling down on the ice. That's funny to me

Shit's ruining my new shoes. Just let those grandmas slip and break their stupid hips

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Shit's ruining my new shoes. Just let those grandmas slip and break their stupid hips

It's a great bit

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Shit's ruining my new shoes. Just let those grandmas slip and break their stupid hips

Why are you wearing nice shoes out on salted streets, stupit?

 

[BUBBLER]

Why are you wearing nice shoes out on salted streets, stupit?

Because i have a professional job, stupid

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Because i have a professional job, stupid

Put them in your purse until you get to work

 

[BUBBLER]

Put them in your purse until you get to work

That's where I keep my dildos

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

That's where I keep my dildos

Keep those in your ass and pussy

 

[johnnynoname]

There is this Blue Rock Salt

My landlord puts in front of my apartment, and it looks like when you enable a mission on GTA.

yes- if you follow it, it will lead to a kiss…….




……….from me

 

[johnnynoname]

the mission is not called “kiss a homo”!!!


This is why your life is already over, baby child

 

[Child..]

<--- Salts stamped concrete (cuz it melts snow idgaf) but admonishes others who do it.

 

[BUBBLER]

the mission is not called “kiss a homo”!!!


This is why your life is already over, baby child

What if I offer you an Amulet of Mara?

 

[johnnynoname]

What if I offer you an Amulet of Mara?

...however, the red eagle's sword would equal legit kissamania......only if you're a woman tho

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

I have to put these little boots on my schnoodle because it fawks up the pads of his paws.

A snow pile was melting into a puddle of rainbow colored oil water after all the chemicals they spray out to cause cancer.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If my dog steps on a single piece of that shit he just sits down and cries and I have to carry him home and brush his paws off.

 

[Turk February]

If my dog steps on a single piece of that shit he just sits down and cries and I have to carry him home and brush his paws off.

Your dog lacks character.