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That scene of him drinking water and the one of them looking at an ipad together

DoctorSteveCarlisi

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Pat and Nikki were on screen less than 90 seconds. The fact that those two shots were included lets me know without a doubt that there was very little filmed that day that NBC would even consider including. The shot in the kitchen just made no sense at all, even as B roll. Unless there was so little usable footage that day that the show was forced to include such a nothing moment. They couldn't even find 10 seconds of viable B roll to fill time while the news reader carried on with the story.

Nice life, little nothings. Your big moment finally came and it wasn't even a moment at all.
 

DMbA

sar do nOT REDEEM BLOODY BASTARD💢
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It was not an iPad it was the Surface undocked

Also the reporter was sitting on the sofa where pat usually spends his days laying down tweeting under the pink blankie
 

MonsterSteve

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The fact that they had to cut the noisy window AC for four hours will always get me. How embarrassing it would be to have national media in your home to witness the squalor you live in. Pat is so low-class he doesn’t even realize he should be humiliated by their trash lifestyle.
Now it makes sense why he's always a sweaty mess in these news segments. They make him shut the loud ass window AC while they film there for a couple hours. Sweaty pig can't handle anything above 68 degrees. 🐷
 

Meownaw

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The fact that they had to cut the noisy window AC for four hours will always get me. How embarrassing it would be to have national media in your home to witness the squalor you live in. Pat is so low-class he doesn’t even realize he should be humiliated by their trash lifestyle.
Holy shit good catch I didn't even think about that. Makes it even funnier now.
 

FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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They told them to do something together they'd normally do for a shot. Nikki started to unzip a black cameramans pants and Pat started messaging torswats. After Nikki swallowed they told them to just drink a glass of water because everything else they tried couldn't be used.
 

VizioDash

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They told them to do something together they'd normally do for a shot. Nikki started to unzip a black cameramans pants and Pat started messaging torswats. After Nikki swallowed they told them to just drink a glass of water because everything else they tried couldn't be used.
This program is rated TV-MA. It contains strong language and negro flatulence. Viewer discretion advised.
 

porquedealer

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I know the segment was mainly focused about swatting but it also touched on the cyberstalking areas.
How strange that pat didnt mention (or he did but NBC noped out):
The vandalism with video:unsure:
UPS mail
Pizza deliveries
his insurance licenses being cancelled
BDA incident :ROFLMAO:
the tow truck
the mulch
the hooligans fire and news report
goodreads
his gun, jokebook and laptop being stolen
front porch deli meat
pepperonigate
fence, rat, wiring, etc
 
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