That is noT True, stlaker. You lose forever.

[NoBacon]

Found on the sub Reddit /paulweimerloveskids

 

[JebJoh]

Found on the sub Reddit /paulweimerloveskids

You didn't win this time because you didn't give him any Ls to hold, this one was a tie

 

[HotDogJoe]

If the guy from Reddit who's messaging him plans to send him any more, could he maybe ask about Mama Raven being raised on goat's milk and her aunt being raised on horse cum as per her own words...

 

[JebJoh]

Found on the sub Reddit /paulweimerloveskids

How long before one of you gets his DNA and sends away for a full 23 and me rundown?

 

[Raymond]

Nice garbage tits, Mama Raven

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

How do you NEED goat's milk?

That's some straight up Rosemary's Baby shit.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

How is a demonstrably proven fact backed up by a published newspaper article wrong in every way?

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

I think he has a lot of friends today. He sent this to my Redditor friend which makes no sense because the Redditor apparently only said hi

 

[HotDogJoe]

How do you NEED goat's milk?

That's some straight up Rosemary's Baby shit.

I'm thinking the tall tales trait runs in the family. Mama Raven is likely as big a loon if not bigger than her stupid son.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I think he has a lot of friends today. He sent this to my Redditor friend which makes no sense because the Redditor apparently only said hi

Real life cop here.

No, we would not take some random stranger that you've never seen before to jail on your say so. We'd take a report. Conduct a quick interview or three and kick it over to a detective.

Oh wait, real life investigator here. I'd get that report, look at your social media and realize you were fucking insane and probably need to be prosecuted.

 

[Ladynyahh]

I'm thinking the tall tales trait runs in the family. Mama Raven is likely as big a loon if not bigger than her stupid son.

I was just thinking the same thing. This is where he gets it from. Horses milk, the fuck?

 

[Nick Gerlips]

How is a demonstrably proven fact backed up by a published newspaper article wrong in every way?

I missed this pic, hook a brotha man up

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

TT is basically Calvin's dad

"I was a master bridge builder for 8 years, son"

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I missed this pic, hook a brotha man up

https://new.onaforums.net/threads/tommy-tomlinson-town-drunk.19132/

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Real life cop here.

No, we would not take some random stranger that you've never seen before to jail on your say so. We'd take a report. Conduct a quick interview or three and kick it over to a detective.

Oh wait, real life investigator here. I'd get that report, look at your social media and realize you were fucking insane and probably need to be prosecuted.

luckily for us Patrick’s neighbors are thuggin it and lovin it to such an extreme that the police don’t have time to arrest us humble atalkers.

 

[fricklefrackle]

If the guy from Reddit who's messaging him plans to send him any more, could he maybe ask about Mama Raven being raised on goat's milk and her aunt being raised on horse cum as per her own words...

"She"'s back.

So Pat fired up another one of his alts now that we're taking the piss out of his repulsive hag of a mother?

 

[Harry Powell]

“You lose everything forever “ is something a kid on the playground crying would say to his bully.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Hmm. I'd hate for a rascal to have a @GMMABIrd twitter account...

 

[NoBacon]

“You lose everything forever “ is something a kid on the playground crying would say to his bully.

You lose forever plus infinity, child

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

You lose forever plus infinity, child

You can't triple stamp a double stamp, child. I'm sorry you're so stupid. I can't help you.