Thanks Torque

[Salted Earth Truffle]

This looks suspiciously like Thiki is trying to get the Mothers brand to pay Posts by Ghost, her retardedly named company, for a brand blog. I’m sure they’ll move on to another automotive-related brand after Mothers puts out a statement publicly denying any connection to Pat S. Thomas.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

 

[guest]

Patrick is Torque Wheeler posting on main, he has accepted defeat as his alter ego.

 

[RobertMewler]

Showed hubby, he said "Please get this for me."

Misplaced comma, horribly-constructed sentence, and a supposed man who won't go to the store himself but asks his bitch to buy it for him? PAT ALT DETECTED!

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Nice life, stupid fatso.

 

[Nana's stent]

What's next how to change windshield wipers fat fucking poser first go to napa child and have the teenager behind the counter install them. I bet you never thought of that you're luck you have ol' torque around because your to crippling stupid child. Next time how to fix a broken frame & springs on a bucket seat for a faggot 08 fake shelby and no the seat didn't break because i'm not a fat stlaker.

 

[Stent]

He's dipped into 49.4k on the stealthygeek account. They're not loving the creepy uncle car content. Save it for your popular realautomanic blog, Rick.

Also, you did the fucking clay bar wrong. You're such a goddamn fraud. Can't even do basic "car guy" shit correctly. You're a fat failure.

 

[SquealersWheel]

From his new book "Zen and the Art of Rustang Maintenance"

 

[guest]

Btw how'd he even buy a car or a motorcycle? How does he make money? Fuck.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

The sheer arrogance required to think that using a product according to the instructions is something worth blogging about.

PURE. FUCKING. HUBRIS.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Nothing protects your paint like flipping your buffer over and putting the hard side down for a shit tier twitter post.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I can’t wait for his article on why you can’t put diesel in your car if it’s takes gas and why you should be careful. Follow up will be the importance of not smoking while pumping gas. He’s reviewing products that have been around for decades and anyone with a 80 IQ can figure out how to use.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

PURE. FUCKING. HUBRIS.

It’s like explaining how to use shampoo. I learned how to was a car when I was like 6 or 7 yet he’s here at 42 thinking he’s sharing some big trade secret.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

It’s like explaining how to use shampoo. I learned how to was a car when I was like 6 or 7 yet he’s here at 42 thinking he’s sharing some big trade secret.

The other thing too is that he isnt even explaining anything its just 4 pics and " Just waxing my car". Its another one of his outlets since he doesnt have any real friends to try and small talk with anyone that will listen. Just fucking wax your car and stop acting like you have any expertise in the topic. We have already seen you dont know what you are doing and cant even follow the directions on the product.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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I hate that I can hear the faggy tone and cadence he uses when he's explaining something in my head when I read that.

Listen to his voice in this video and read it again:

 

[patrick is fat]

I hate that I can hear the faggy tone and cadence he uses when he's explaining something in my head when I read that.

Listen to his voice in this video and read it again:

holy shit i didn't know he had a youtube channel

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

holy shit i didn't know he had a youtube channel

Its a laugh riot. He really lets the "comedian" in him shine.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

holy shit i didn't know he had a youtube channel

There's some gold in there. And his Get Angry. Stay Angry. Playlist

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

holy shit i didn't know he had a youtube channel

His stupid fucking face in the thumbnail for this video is one of the funniest things in the world to me.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I feel sorry for the two women that let pat have sex with them.