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Cyberatorquer

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Reminder that Tyler Degrassi Nelson propagates infinite parallel universes with theoretically infinite versions of Earth and infinite variations of even its smallest details, but needs to make a point about the astrophysical limitations of christian folktales for children.

He literally says there is a parallel universe to ours where one person has blue hair instead of brown.

Maybe there is a universe where he is widely accepted as a bought-off pseudo-scientist that hasn't engaged in research for two decades, his job only to deceive people about the nature of science and God on TV and social media.
 
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Reminder that Nelson Degrassi Tyson propagates infinite parallel universes with theoretically infinite versions of Earth and infinite variations of even its smallest details, but needs to make a point about the astrophysical limitations of christian folktales for children.

He literally says there is a parallel universe to ours where one person has blue hair instead of brown.

Maybe there is a universe where he is widely accepted as a bought-off pseudo-scientist that hasn't engaged in research for two decades, his job only to deceive people about the nature of science and God on TV and social media.
Let's say for arguments sake, this made up shit is real. He'd still be a retarded fat nigger in all of them.
 

Mr. Faggotry

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I guarantee that he shits all over Christians for their wacky beliefs, rightfully so, but also still holds some niggerish beliefs about how the world works. Haven’t dug deep enough into his history of tweets but I’m sure institutional racism absolutely exists in this universe and every other for this faggot.
 

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I guarantee that he shits all over Christians for their wacky beliefs, rightfully so, but also still holds some niggerish beliefs about how the world works. Haven’t dug deep enough into his history of tweets but I’m sure institutional racism absolutely exists in this universe and every other for this faggot.
All his buddies fuck kids so...

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Wait, when the fuck did Santa Claus become a Christian thing? It's kind of early here and I didn't get much sleep but I never heard "Santa delivers to Christians" before. I guess he thinks only Christians celebrate Christmas. There's no mention of Santa in the Bible.

Because Santa Claus is based on St. Nicholas who is the patron saint of children. Throughout medieval times people would give presents in honor of Saint Nicholas.

I thought everyone knew this. What are you, Jewish?
 
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