The elaborate texts that you put a lot of thought into get no response, but saying "L" or "Judge Stein thinks you're a faggot" causes him to sperg out epically.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Texting Pat is so weird
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The elaborate texts that you put a lot of thought into get no response, but saying "L" or "Judge Stein thinks you're a faggot" causes him to sperg out epically.
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"I put expertise into"
1.7GPA says different, fella.
1.7GPA says different, fella.
Hello Pat, this is Art Vandalay, CEO of TextAFag.
We've noticed that a significant percentage of our messaging traffic involves your phone number and that you obsessively reply with the same message to everyone.
We would like to propose a marketing opportunity. If you insert advertisements into your obsessive reply, then we would be willing to offer you a percentage of the revenue.
Here's a rough draft:
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The Whopper from Burger King is bigger than the Big Mac and flame grilled
You have been instructed, many hundreds of times, to cease contacting this phone number. Continuing to do so constitutes felony telephone harassment. Do not contact this number again.
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Note that we've retained the menacing language about "felony texting" even though our legal team considers it to be complete nonsense and the sort of thing that only a shockingly, cripplingly stupid person would write.
What do you think?
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You're dealing with a drunk 1.2 who can't get a job. A lot of the highbrow trolling must go over his head. Boomia's simple conversational style gives him a major pig wrangling advantage.
Has anyone tried sexting with pat? “Hey….piggy, what are ya wearin’?”
This is a great idea. Boomia's already getting kickbacks for all the product placement in his screenshots. Why shouldn't piggy get in on the action? I would suggest he advertise pork ribs.
we need to start delivering cases of beer to his house. The drunker he is the funnier he is to text. Niki been spending the booze money on new tights at Costco
One thing I noticed is when you go down to Pat's level to get him to engage, he really does start acting like you're his friend. It's like he's shit-talking with one of his bros, if he had any. It kind of makes me pity the guy a little bit.
This but be really submissive about it. Yeah Daddy I'm your mentally ill slut. Daddy's gonna send me to prison and let all the prisoners take turns with my boipussy.
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I really feel like he jerks off to those texts where rascals tell them they fucked Niki, Niki sucked their dick, etc. It would absolutely be the same with these. I have no doubt he'd jerk his little micropeen to the thought of a rascal getting ass-raped in prison.