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just thinking about Dan and Flavia has cracks me up randomly in the middle of the day

Dan mentioned on his podacast he went to rio brazilian steakhouse with her in plymouth, and asked her if she could kick niki's ass if push came to shove and showed her some pictures of thikki

I can't even imagine what goes through flavia's head, she definitely grew up poor as shit, likely with a dirt floor in the favela,
had those big brazilian bbq cookouts with 30-40 extended family members growing up,
def was a hot piece of ass when she was in her teens and got run through by some alpha 6'2 brazlian mulatto unclipped cock,
smoking weed and drinking cheap cachaça in her barrio,

now her reality is going to a brazlian steakhouse in bumfuck massachusets with a spergy manlet irish salesman as a husband,
the waiters bringing them assorted cuts of meat are probably the guys she used to fuck before she went chasing for citizenship,
she has to deal with dan showing her pictures of some fat sci-fi author while hearing his over the top laugh,

he has that 3-4 whiskey buzz after dinner and expects to fuck when they get home to their suburb mcmansion, as they have no kids to deal with, so he gets on top of her with his 5'7 frame, whiskey breathe, and 4.5 inch irish pecker and probably finishes in 2-3 minutes, she doesn't even know if he put it in yet, as flavia is used to 10 inch brazlian snuffaluffagus ramming her from behind.

dan passes out at like 9 pm, flavia face times her mom and regrets her decision to leave her family everyday, but she knows if she can milk dan long enough she can bring them over to the states and they too, can enjoy air conditioning and maybe live in the basement..
what's dan gonna say, no? that's the best he can do, else he'd have to settle for a 40 y.o lady di type
big baller dan, boomia killed last show btw
 
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