TEACHER HATE THREAD

[Carl Winslow]

post!!

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Ms Cole, bull dyke nigger gym teacher, threw me into a wall in sixth grade because I laughed when she got hit in the tits with a basketball. Parents went to talk to the kike principal, and he did nothing to reprimand or punish her.

So if I come off a little hostile towards niggers and heebs, that may explain why.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Ms Cole, bull dyke nigger gym teacher, threw me into a wall in sixth grade because I laughed when she got hit in the tits with a basketball. Parents went to talk to the kike principal, and he did nothing to reprimand or punish her.

So if I come off a little hostile towards niggers and heebs, that may explain why.

I long for the days when teachers got to bodyslam kids and not the other way around

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

8th grade, I had the meanest manlet teacher. On your birthday, there would be a congratulatory announcement over the intercom, and you'd get a pencil and a bag of skittles. My teacher would have the birthday boy or girl stand up in front of the class, he would stand behind them, and holding their wrists conduct the class singing "Happy Birthday". Everyone dreaded it.
I wanted no part of that faggot shit, so I refused. He fucking blew his top, screamed at me about how I was putting on airs and thought I was better than everyone else, threw my bag of skittles at me in his impotent rage. Real powertripper. Bad, sick guy. Hope he's dead now.
Thanks, Jim! That felt good.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

My 5th grade teacher was busted for child porn, received leniency because he was supposedly dying of cancer. He was facing 20 years and got 60 days plus probation. He claimed to have downloaded by accident. He claimed that he was just trying to download "granny porn" and "slap happy porn". 15+ years later and he's still alive and collecting a pension. He was a good teacher though.
Edit: correction: he was facing 100 years.

Local man indicted on child porn charges

www.wickedlocal.com

Ex-teacher gets 60 days in porn case

SWAMPSCOTT — A judge usually known for handing down tough sentences showed mercy yesterday toward a dying former teacher from Swampscott who was convicted of possessing and disseminating child pornography.

www.salemnews.com

 

[guest]

Mr Jones, my junior school English teacher and one of the football coaches. Didn't hate him but was kind of scared of him after seeing him basically assault an older boy on the bus to football practice. The older guys were sitting at the back singing rude songs and Jones yelled for them to shut up a couple of times. This one kid, Marcus, answered back and Jones stormed up the aisle, grabbed Marcus by the hair and dragged him up to the front of the bus. You could hear a mouse fart after that. Order was restored. This was like 1993. Nothing happened to Jones. I doubt Marcus even told his parents.

Jones was a tall, skinny prick with a moustache and the most prominent Adam's apple you ever saw. It creeped me out because I was still young enough to half believe/misunderstand the story from the bible, and thought that it might actually be a piece of apple lodged in his throat. It certainly looked like it.

Other than that he was cool though. I liked English and was good at it and football so he liked me. He ended up having an affair with one of the female teachers and broke up her marriage and he used to kind of talk shit about the headmistress of the school in lessons. She was Jewish and I'm pretty sure now that he was a rabid antisemite.

 

[Cuphead]

Getting real tired of you forgetting to post the audio Jim

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Ms Cole, bull dyke nigger gym teacher, threw me into a wall in sixth grade because I laughed when she got hit in the tits with a basketball. Parents went to talk to the kike principal, and he did nothing to reprimand or punish her.

So if I come off a little hostile towards niggers and heebs, that may explain it

Playing kickball in gym I once booted it right into my buddy's nuts and the teacher just high fived me. But had other fag teachers. One end up in prison for molesting kids. So I felt justified in doing all the shit I did to fuck with him even if I didn't know that at the time. He was a prick too

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Mr Jones, my junior school English teacher and one of the football coaches. Didn't hate him but was kind of scared of him after seeing him basically assault an older boy on the bus to football practice. The older guys were sitting at the back singing rude songs and Jones yelled for them to shut up a couple of times. This one kid, Marcus, answered back and Jones stormed up the aisle, grabbed Marcus by the hair and dragged him up to the front of the bus. You could hear a mouse fart after that. Order was restored. This was like 1993. Nothing happened to Jones. I doubt Marcus even told his parents.

Jones was a tall, skinny prick with a moustache and the most prominent Adam's apple you ever saw. It creeped me out because I was still young enough to half believe/misunderstand the story from the bible, and thought that it might actually be a piece of apple lodged in his throat. It certainly looked like it.

Other than that he was cool though. I liked English and was good at it and football so he liked me. He ended up having an affair with one of the female teachers and broke up her marriage and he used to kind of talk shit about the headmistress of the school in lessons. She was Jewish and I'm pretty sure now that he was a rabid antisemite.

This is a Teacher Hate Thread, not a Real Ass Dude thread, sir.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

That’s some bullshit. Since when does being a cripple excuse you from prison for downloading CP? If anything, it’s more of a reason to skip the trial and take him to the back of the courthouse and put a bullet in his head.

You (((know why)))

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I was taught by a lot of nuns early on. This was well past the days of getting cracked with rulers, but they were still hard asses. One, however, was young and cute and played basketball and wore the habit that revealed hair. Before that point, idiot me thought they were bald.
They were better teachers than the lay faculty, so I guess this doesn’t fit for a hate thread.

I had a female English teacher my junior year who was a bitch and had teeth like John Elway and a cunty dork of a male English teacher my senior year who reminded us of Mr. Van Driessen.

 

[guest]

Ms Cole, bull dyke nigger gym teacher, threw me into a wall in sixth grade because I laughed when she got hit in the tits with a basketball. Parents went to talk to the kike principal, and he did nothing to reprimand or punish her.

So if I come off a little hostile towards niggers and heebs, that may explain why.

6th grade Hispanc Science teacher threw chalk at me because Spic student was stuttering and I laughed and was like "f'kin idiot"...I felt the solidarity, she really seethed on behalf of her ppl.

 

[Carl Winslow]

all i know is, I was class of '02.

My class and class of '03 were about 500 students altogether. Easily 20 % (maybe more) became teachers.

Out of them, some of the biggest fucking whores, pot smokers, drunks, legit retards, and I know one that was or is addicted to hookers. Not who I would want teaching my kids.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

My mom was a teacher at my elementary school so i got sent to her her room instead of the principal. She had an office attached to her room and would beat the shit out of me in there.

 

[guest]

I had a dick teacher named john smith and cant find him to get revenge coz his name ia literally john smith

 

[LingerLonger]

We had a band teacher in middle school that was a faggot and was obviously attracted to boys. Whenever he found a new boy he would offer them private music lessons to try to woo them into some hot Uncle Paul molestation action. Hilariously though he hated girls. Like girls carried plague and needed to be screamed at to cure them of hysteria or infection. Every semester he would find a girl to pick on and make her cry in front of the entire band. He had the creepiest fag voice ever it was like nails on a chalkboard in human form.

So one time he had this girl Andrea that he focused on for a semester. Every day he would focus on her for something. And one day he made her stand up in front of the entire band to tune her instrument and play scales by herself in front of everyone. And she got nervous and messed up, because she is a kid, and he chewed her out for being stupid and a poor musician until she finally cried. And keep in mind this was fifth grade so pretty much everyone was literal dogshit at playing any instrument.

This sickest part was that this guy was horrible at his job and the school district hired a temporary band teacher to possibly replace him. And this new teacher was liked by everyone. And yet the new teacher did not get hired and they just kept the fag maniac. And this was waaaay before being a fag was acceptable to anyone or any US States had legalized fag marriage. I guess it just showed how infiltrated the schools were already. Just ramping up for the big push for social acceptance of faggotry.

I had an English teacher in high school that only allowed us to read the worst books possible. Like faggy romance books, nigger books about jazz history, holohoax tales. We had a kid read a book report on a pro-Vietnam War book. And the teacher cried and threatened to expel the kid and had a mental breakdown and tried to get the class to agree with her view that he had "threatened violence" because he was pro war. Like he was going to shoot up the school at any minute and we needed to brace for the bullets that were coming our way. She was also not even disciplined for the breakdown.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

Someone dared a kid to spit in our home room teachers coffee when he wasn't looking. It became a bit, poor mug probably drank more child spit than Joe. He was a drunkard and used to shit on the school system and bad mouth all the female teachers after he hit on them and got rejected. He also sold cigarettes on the sly. Only teacher i can recall who wasn't a socialist bellend.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

Our middle school band teacher was pretty cool imo. He even married another teacher. Later he was caught uploading KP to social media like a fucking retard. A few months after being caught he killed himself. The end.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

My 10th grade earth science teacher was a real dullered. She was in her 50's and out of the blue decided she wanted to be a teacher for some reason. I don't think she had kids of her own based on how she acted around everyone. I always wondered if she even manged to graduate high school. Dummy couldn't even spell. Me and two other shitheads picked on her and made her cry on more than one occasion. She actually ran out of the classroom once and the principle taught the class for the rest of the day. One day, me and another kid threw paintballs at the chalkboard while her back was turned to us. Everyone saw and knew what we were doing, but this teacher just tried erasing the paint with the eraser and just smeared it everywhere. Puzzled, she grabbed another eraser and kept smearing it. Someone finally piped up and told her what we were doing, but she insisted there was something wrong with the chaulk.

She didn't even make it a full year before she quit or got fired.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Teachers are for faggots and the disabled.