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Survival/Fitness Test

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It' 3 AM in a sketchy neighborhood. You walk down the lane trying to get back to your car while you are temporarily distanced from your friends and you see these two gentlemen approaching you in an threatening manner.

Wonderland ; Year : 2003 USA ; Director : James Cox ; Dylan McDermott Stock  Photo - Alamy

Classic Guy Movie: Wonderland | PURSUIT
David Schwimmer - Bio, Net Worth, Movies, TV Shows, FRIENDS, Ross ...

What's your next move?

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David Schwimmer - Bio, Net Worth, Movies, TV Shows, FRIENDS, Ross ...
 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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I shout "BACK OFF! This isn't your show!" and if that doesn't work I spray blood out of my eyes at them.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Boycott Burger King. They're LIARS.
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I frantically wave my hands in the air like I just don't care and I ask the guy with the beard to explain his mother's murder for the folks at home.
 
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