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[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I’ve never heard an author talk so much about shit they haven’t published or even finished

It took you 3 years to finish a nonsense tiny Tim book. Of course he thinks it’s a “banger” (stop, you’re 43) because he thinks everything he writes is gold.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

“beta reader”

You mean Nikki?

 

[NoBacon]

hey guys, please buy Patrick Tomlinson’s new book, if you don’t like it he’ll take you to court for defamation, he’s that confident it’s good!

 

[SFWA liaison]

who is he talking to??

 

[EraGodless]

I’ve never heard an author talk so much about shit they haven’t published or even finished
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It took you 3 years to finish a nonsense tiny Tim book. Of course he thinks it’s a “banger” (stop, you’re 43) because he thinks everything he writes is gold.

Meanwhile, pretty much every legitimate/good author thinks a lot of what they write is shit.

So this fucking idiot is looking for a beta reader and an agent, before it's even been edited once? Oof.

 

[The Talking Dead]

Why the fuck would a hobbyist writer who sells a few hundred of his books at most need an agent? Get a job, you fat bum.

 

[Jenna]

This is a Lynne post. Mommy in law has expressed concerns as to how long it took him to write Christmas Carnage.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Meanwhile, pretty much every legitimate/good author thinks a lot of what they write is shit.

So this fucking idiot is looking for a beta reader and an agent, before it's even been edited once? Oof.

I imagine he doesn’t take any kind of critique of his work well - I bet editors can’t stand having to deal with such a man baby.

Plus good writers go through many drafts, changes, etc and still keep going back over and over until they feel its good. Pat on the first draft thinks it’s perfect. The ego on the pig

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This is a Lynne post. Mommy in law has expressed concerns as to how long it took him to write Christmas Carnage.

That’s what I’m thinking, Pat took 3 years to write a book that was started DURING THE PANDEMIC (talk about nothing but free time with everything being shut down) that already had a settting, characters, and a story. Now he’s going to finish 2/3’s of a book by April? Fat chance - and boy do I mean fat!

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

because he thinks everything he writes is gold.

He has said before that he's cried reading things he's written because of how good and moving they were. The only other person I've ever heard say that is Louis CK when he was talking about his God awful Horace and Pete show. Embarrassing.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I can’t believe he really thinks “Christmas Carnage” is a good title. It screams early 90s WCW pay per view.

 

[quasi101]

Is this the acclaimed "herd immunity"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Go ahead and write a thousand books in any timeframe, Pat, they're not getting published.

 

[guest]

who is he talking to??

Adrienne and "Chad Peck".

 

[chewtoyrapist]

He has said before that he's cried reading things he's written because of how good and moving they were. The only other person I've ever heard say that is Louis CK when he was talking about his God awful Horace and Pete show. Embarrassing.

Steven Seagal is another one. I always figured louie had a bit of a pretentious streak, but I would have thought he'd be smart enough to keep something like that to himself. Ÿyyyyick.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Well he’s not working on it now, he’s oinking about Trump and retweeting things he tweeted last night / today

Also, this ballwasher is a real faggot - I think he’s also a “writer” but it’s clear he’s awful at it

It’s spelled Maserati you idiot

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

People don’t even comment on his book tweets anymore

His followers don’t care about his books. Classic Pat!

 

[NigelCumia]

How does one become a beta reader? Asking for forums friends

 

[King of OnAForums]

He has said before that he's cried reading things he's written because of how good and moving they were.

That's the most narcissistic thing I've ever heard.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

That's the most narcissistic thing I've ever heard.

Especially considering his writing is sci fi nonsense with transgender crabs and space chili’s.