Suicide Survivors

[Ronnie G]

Nice effort, stupid.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

WWAW attempting suicide, surviving, saying "I'm glad I survived", and then attempting suicide again and succeeding years down the road?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I "attempted suicide" when I was like 19 and barely had any problems. If you really wanted to kill yourself, you'd kill yourself. Unless you blew your jaw off or are brain dead, I don't believe anyone really tried.

 

[Ronnie G]

I "attempted suicide" when I was like 19 and barely had any problems. If you really wanted to kill yourself, you'd kill yourself. Unless you blew your jaw off or are brain dead, I don't believe anyone really tried.

Exactly, have a winner's mentality for once and get the job done right!

 

[Chapel]

I wouldn’t say gay but fucking retarded. My aunt attempted to overdose fuck knows how many times about twenty years ago after her husband died. Its been catching up with her for about the last ten years, her intestines are fucked and her liver is no longer producing salt. She basically looking at her body not beablemto digest food and starving

 

[RoTheHo69]

I tried to jerk off until death. I don't like to talk about it.

 

[LiberalPussy]

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

If you cut lightly across the road or didn't down the whole bottle of pills, faggot. If you miscalculated the drop and just broke both your ankles, hilarious and forgivable.

 

[:sumaturry:]

Failing at failing is a good bit

 

[wbgreen]

One of the worst Loveline callers was a woman from Trailer Park, Kansas, who tried to shoot herself, but lived and ended up blind. She was a sad sack, let me tell you, but at least she didn't have her smoke alarm chirping in the background, so she was one of the smartest callers.

 

[EraGodless]

If you cut lightly across the road or didn't down the whole bottle of pills, faggot. If you miscalculated the drop and just broke both your ankles, hilarious and forgivable.

What about the people who flinch while shooting themselves in the head?

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

This nigga who put a sign saying "The Best Of Me" behind him expecting his blood and brains to splatter the sign then shot himself Budd Dwyer style, but got not one drop of blood or brains on the sign and then bled out on the floor with the sound of a garden hose turned on about two spins worth. Fawwkin solid bit of bits right there!


He also ranted about niggers on the suicide video. This nigger committed.

 

[RoTheHo69]

This nigga who put a sign saying "The Best Of Me" behind him expecting his blood and brains to splatter the sign then shot himself Budd Dwyer style, but got not one drop of blood or brains on the sign and then bled out on the floor with the sound of a garden hose turned on about two spins worth. Fawwkin solid bit of bits right there!


He also ranted about niggers on the suicide video. This nigger committed.

Wasn't it a 22? Fuckin looney tunes bastard.

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

Wasn't it a 22? Fuckin looney tunes bastard.

Not sure, but it definitely didn't explode his cranium like he wished it to. Yeah, that dude was out of pocket looney tunes!

 

[Stent]

Suicide victim sounds really gay but suicide survivor somehow makes sense. It's the opposite of rape.

@Convict Wyzz comment?

 

[eggfella]

Not sure, but it definitely didn't explode his cranium like he wished it to. Yeah, that dude was out of pocket looney tunes!

i guess you could say that he woke up on the wrong side of the bed that morning!!!

 

[RoTheHo69]

i guess you could say that he woke up on the wrong side of the bed that morning!!!

Ned Flanders you signed into the wrong alt.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

What about the people who flinch while shooting themselves in the head?

One the one (edit: nice one stupid) hand: think about it real hard, be sure of your decision and have some fucking follow-through.
On the other: it's probably one of the most difficult things to do, so I'd find it tough to be unsympathetic.
I guess same as previous, obvious cries for attention should be mocked and genuine suicide attempts fucked up hilariously should be met with compassion.

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

This nigga who put a sign saying "The Best Of Me" behind him expecting his blood and brains to splatter the sign then shot himself Budd Dwyer style, but got not one drop of blood or brains on the sign and then bled out on the floor with the sound of a garden hose turned on about two spins worth. Fawwkin solid bit of bits right there!


He also ranted about niggers on the suicide video. This nigger committed.

Acid spraying books are PFG to me, which kind of makes up for botching the grand finale. Though I guess said package being intercepted kind of undermines that, as well.

It's a tough one. Genuinely.

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

Now you want a fella who commits to the fawkin' bit? Ronnie "Bustin'" Mcnutt. Brothaman made good and damn sure his attempt was one and done.