Stop Loying Alroight

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

Nobody obsesses over mundane things like washing a car, a speeding ticket or a high school report. Patrick's unstoppable lying, insulting people and legal threats are what escalates the unremarkable into a point of contention.

Its nearly the 2 year anniversary of this thread and I wouldn't even know how to update it with the amount of bullshit Patrick S Tomlinson has created in that time. His dishonesty has gotten dangerous.

• SWATTed 44 times. Lie.
• The evidence presented to put a restraining order on BDA. Lies.
• The evidence presented to accuse SpaceEdge of death threats. Lies.

I could go on (bomb threats!!) but this dickhead will lie about owning sneakers.

What are some of your favourite lies over the past two years?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

His exercise tales are very aggravating to me. He’s a mess: fat, no muscle definition, soft womanly hands, graying.

But he’ll tell you until he’s red (lol) in the face that he works out regularly

 

[JebJoh]

Nobody obsesses over mundane things like washing a car, a speeding ticket or a high school report. Patrick's unstoppable lying, insulting people and legal threats are what escalates the unremarkable into a point of contention.

Its nearly the 2 year anniversary of this thread and I wouldn't even know how to update it with the amount of bullshit Patrick S Tomlinson has created in that time. His dishonesty has gotten dangerous.

• SWATTed 44 times. Lie.
• The evidence presented to put a restraining order on BDA. Lies.
• The evidence presented to accuse SpaceEdge of death threats. Lies.

I could go on (bomb threats!!) but this dickhead will lie about owning sneakers.

What are some of your favourite lies over the past two years?

Happy anniversary, Milwaukee's best for everyone

 

[Malibu Pat]

Here’s a picture of a retard

 

[JebJoh]

Whats better than a silver medal at the special olympics?





Not having downs syndrome. HAHAHAHAHHAH Holeeeeee shit!!!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Here’s one from today

He can’t keep count

Or can he

He’s 43 years old - odd that’s the number he claims - it’s like he made it that so he can remember

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Here’s one from today
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He can’t keep count

Or can he

He’s 43 years old - odd that’s the number he claims - it’s like he made it that so he can remember

"I's"

Professional author (former), everyone.

 

[guest]

There was a tweet asking people about their bodycount and patrick replied something like “i ran out of fingers to count on and had to move onto my toes”
He’s fucked two women in 44 years

 

[Honey Badger]

There was a tweet asking people about their bodycount and patrick replied something like “i ran out of fingers to count on and had to move onto my toes”
He’s fucked two women in 44 years

I’ll leave it up to your imagination what technicality he’s using for “touched below the belt in the dark” but I’m done reposting this photo and want it scrubbed from my memory.

 

[Officer Chase]

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I’ll leave it up to your imagination what technicality he’s using for “touched below the belt in the dark” but I’m done reposting this photo and want it scrubbed from my memory.

Can anybody even count them if they get over a dozen? At least men, does any guy who has banged more than 6-7 know the number? How about just blow jobs, one night stands, chicks you met at a club and fucked in a car, Pat lists 17 how would he know does he have a book or something.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

I bench the 250 will always be my favorite. Fucking laughable meme tier cringe. Like homeboy you can't even do 10 straight strict push-ups but im supposed to believe you can bench more than your weight?

 

[fricklefrackle]

This has to be my favourite Tomlinson Tall Tale.

Burn Calories and Bullies at the Gym -

I went to the gym today to run a few miles, as I do a few times a week in the winter. Between miles, I sometimes hop on a row machine for a few minutes just to change muscle groups. While I was rowing, a lady was on a stairmaster next to me. I […]

www.patrickstomlinson.com

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Can anybody even count them if they get over a dozen? At least men, does any guy who has banged more than 6-7 know the number? How about just blow jobs, one night stands, chicks you met at a club and fucked in a car, Pat lists 17 how would he know does he have a book or something.

Yeah most people stopped keeping track of their number halfway through college. I’d have to sit down and think about it for a while to remember all the girls (some would be “what’s her name” and “that girl from”) but Pat claims to know it off the top of his head in his 40’s.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I bench the 250 will always be my favorite. Fucking laughable meme tier cringe. Like homeboy you can't even do 10 straight strict push-ups but im supposed to believe you can bench more than your weight?

Plus we can all see his skinny arms that don’t have a hint of a tricep.

 

[Officer Chase]

Yeah most people stopped keeping track of their number halfway through college. I’d have to sit down and think about it for a while to remember all the girls (some would be “what’s her name” and “that girl from”) but Pat claims to know it off the top of his head in his 40’s.

Exactly, and I bet he has a rainbow of them too hitting shit from Bhutanese to Faroe Islander. His entire life is literally a contrivance to some ideal he has established in his failed high school brain. It's mostly binary but somehow oddly inconsistent on issues. Fucking idiot that he is, is not only not what he claims, but what he wants to be literally is full of contradictions that no real person could be. Like a stealthy geek if you would.

 

[JebJoh]

There was a tweet asking people about their bodycount and patrick replied something like “i ran out of fingers to count on and had to move onto my toes”
He’s fucked two women in 44 years

Did the first wife actually fuck him tho?

 

[EraGodless]

Nobody obsesses over mundane things like washing a car, a speeding ticket or a high school report. Patrick's unstoppable lying, insulting people and legal threats are what escalates the unremarkable into a point of contention.

Its nearly the 2 year anniversary of this thread and I wouldn't even know how to update it with the amount of bullshit Patrick S Tomlinson has created in that time. His dishonesty has gotten dangerous.

• SWATTed 44 times. Lie.
• The evidence presented to put a restraining order on BDA. Lies.
• The evidence presented to accuse SpaceEdge of death threats. Lies.

I could go on (bomb threats!!) but this dickhead will lie about owning sneakers.

What are some of your favourite lies over the past two years?

Tbf, the obsessing over high school transcript is due to Patrick LARPing as some kind of intellectual. It really was quite the reveal that Patrick is basically retarded and it's documented.

 

[Ladynyahh]

This has to be my favourite Tomlinson Tall Tale.

Burn Calories and Bullies at the Gym -

I went to the gym today to run a few miles, as I do a few times a week in the winter. Between miles, I sometimes hop on a row machine for a few minutes just to change muscle groups. While I was rowing, a lady was on a stairmaster next to me. I […]

www.patrickstomlinson.com

He's our special creative boy

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Tbf, the obsessing over high school transcript is due to Patrick LARPing as some kind of intellectual. It really was quite the reveal that Patrick is basically retarded and it's documented.

He calls it " obsessing" when its just "record correcting". Pat is a compulsive liar,hypocrite, and a phony. There is plenty of proof and it gets posted on his bullshit. When it takes a month to 3 step wax your car and doing poorly you are going to get laughed at.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

As someone who actually works in Options trading it really bugged me that he claimed he shorted telsa and pretended he knew about investing by copy and pasting investopedia definitions. He actually would have made money if he “bought the dip” which he said is something stupid idiots do.