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Chive Turkey

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Unpopular opinion here, but I don't think that guy/gal was trolling. I just think they blew their load early and made it sound like they had definitive news which in reality was shaky at best. He/she may actually have someone feeding them info, idk it's a tough one man.
 

NoBacon

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No bacon, egg, cheese on a roll this morning...​

Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.

I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…

A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.

ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.

If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient.

(No offense AIDS patients….)

Goal- 210lbs…

PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time
 

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Unpopular opinion here, but I don't think that guy/gal was trolling. I just think they blew their load early and made it sound like they had definitive news which in reality was shaky at best. He/she may actually have someone feeding them info, idk it's a tough one man.
He/she is a fucking faggot regardless. Above all… gay.
 
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No bacon, egg, cheese on a roll this morning...​

Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.

I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…

A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.

ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.

If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient.

(No offense AIDS patients….)

Goal- 210lbs…

PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time
I want this on my headstone
 

Faggot Boqposter

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Unpopular opinion here, but I don't think that guy/gal was trolling. I just think they blew their load early and made it sound like they had definitive news which in reality was shaky at best. He/she may actually have someone feeding them info, idk it's a tough one man.
Seems like clout chasing rather than trolling doesn’t it?

We all know what happens when a young kid who ain’t cut out for the life tries to step up…
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