Stepping on Platinum Hits Dan’s toes a bit

[Kinderman]

Fucking around with AI a little, presenting “Dirty Diapers, Dirty Deeds.”



Lyrics:
Dan Mullen of Somerville sits in filth
Loves dirty diapers man ain't got no guilt
Playing with poopoo on Nice Poopoo Stupid show
Ugly wife Flavia changing him below

In the mess of his basement lair
Poo in his hands mess in the air
Flavia cries but she'll still serve
Deport her, man, if she loses nerve

[Chorus]
Dirty diapers dirty deeds
Dan Mullen man he always pleads
For Flavia to clean up his sin
Or she'll find herself far from him

Box of filth beneath the stairs
Shame no longer man he ain't aware
Flavia's tears in the light
Silence fills their home at night

Dan Mullen's world a stinking haze
Flavia's life crushed in a daze
Cleaning up what he leaves behind
Or she knows what's in his mind

[Chorus]
Dirty diapers dirty deeds
Dan Mullen man he always pleads
For Flavia to clean up his sin
Or she'll find herself far from him

 

[Kinderman]

This is “Nice Poopoo, Stupid.” Hopefully it’s the next theme song.



Dan Mullen of Somerville
Loves that dirty thrill
Poopoo's his delight
Messes day and night

Flavia's got the chore
Changing diapers more
She knows the score
Still loves him to the core

[Chorus]
Nice Poopoo Stupid
Podcast of his dreams
Dirty diapers and schemes
Wrestling in the streams
Nice Poopoo Stupid

Pro wrestling on the scene
Dan thinks it's a dream
Flavia by his side
Cheering with such pride

Late nights and baby wipes
Dan's got his wrestling tights
Flavia stands tall and bright
In this wild crazy life

[Chorus]
Nice Poopoo Stupid
Podcast of his dreams
Dirty diapers and schemes
Wrestling in the streams
Nice Poopoo Stupid

 

[Mustard]

They both suck

 

[Kinderman]

They both suck

I know

 

[Mustard]

I know

No you don't

 

[Kinderman]

No you don't

Yeah see I said it right here:

I know

 

[Mustard]

Nigger say what?

 

[Kinderman]

Nigger say what?

What?

 

[Mustard]

Keep your experiments to yourself, including the ones you do with other dudes.

 

[Kinderman]

Keep your experiments to yourself, including the ones you do with other dudes.

That’s stupid, I’ve gotten great tips on gay sex here.

 

[Mustard]

That’s stupid, I’ve gotten great tips on gay sex here.

Leave @Turry Fawks out of this.

 

[Kinderman]

Leave @Turry Fawks out of this.

That’s literally who I get them from, he’s a good guy.

 

[BraunsGhost]

I can hear these songs on early 2000s coming of age movies. Like Bowling For Columbine

 

[Kinderman]

I can hear these songs on early 2000s coming of age movies. Like Bowling For Columbine

Dan used to crush puss at Warped Tour

 

[Mustard]

That’s literally who I get them from, he’s a good guy.

I know, he gives gay sex advice and mentors people on the best ways to acquire kitty porn. He's a fawkin' problem.