Special Mewler Report: Bringing in the new year with a whimper

[RobertMewler]

Time well spent, Jenny!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Im sure he will start the day with 20 "prison stlaker" posts with some trump tweets peppered in. That should get him sorted for the new year.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

I wonder if he'll kick off the year strong like he did '23; last Jan. 1 Pig started off the banger year with 33 "stlakers" that morning alone.

First 2023 xeets:

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

"I was invited to many dozens of new years eve party's, child. Enjoy prison, stlaker."

 

[Dog Eater]

@ShutYourCakeHorn comment?

 

[The Talking Dead]

245 tweets in one day is fucking absurd.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Shits boring...enjoy prison x a billion
We heard you

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I bet he was drinking past his bedtime last night. With Packers playing late he probably was at a bar all night.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Here is how he starts New Years day. Never change.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[King of OnAForums]

I was in several gifted and talented programs and took Algebra three times and couldn't get better than a D. Child.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

I was in several gifted and talented programs and took Algebra three times and couldn't get better than a D. Child.

It's beyond psychotic that he sticks with the "gifted and talented" lie when we've seen his transcripts. Also who in their 40s would brag that they were in public school gifted and talented classes in rural Wisconsin 30 years ago?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Think pat made a New Years resolution to not respond to trolls or not be on twitter as much? If he did I wonder how long before he caves in.

 

[Turry Fawks]

 

[AliceWorquer]

245 tweets on the 27th. That's such a fucking insane thing for anybody to so. That's like one every 6 minutes for a full 24 hours. Holy shit, what a grueling, relentless hell his life must be.

 

[quasi101]

"College level civics courses"

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

"College level civics courses"

Nigga its just Social Studies.

 

[Stent]

Too smart for university so he put petrol in cars at a dealership then sold insurance over the phone.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He must be out with niki and he can only sneak peeks at twitter and can only squeeze in one response while she isnt looking.