Space pig pontificates

[fricklefrackle]

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

He’s so eloquent and erudite. I wonder why his TV commentary career never took off.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Rick's rocketship is efficiently powered by Methane. Look at those nice flames. His wife & co-pilot even has her own built-in fuel tank for storage!

Elon Musk should invest.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Carl Saggytits

 

[SFWA liaison]

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

He’s not wrong but he’s also not right.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

He’s not wrong but he’s also not right.

or employed, or thin, or sane.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Carl Saggytits

How about 'Kneel' Armstrong?

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

what an ugly fag

 

[RoTheHo69]

That's great. He really is a double digit IQ zilch. Who the fuck does even think he is recording that lul' tidbit? Like anyone gives a fuck what a moron has to say.

 

[Ladynyahh]

This nigga thinks he's Carl Sagan or some shit

Edit: oopsie doodles, someone already made the reference. I'm slow and gay.

 

[AliceWorquer]

When you right down to it

 

[EraGodless]

Hack Handey
Jack "Not So" Handey
Jack Handjob

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

21 seconds to say there's a shit ton of stars and sand.
what a tard.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I never really thought of it before, Pat, but I guess there really are a lot of sand particles in a pile of sand.

 

[Stent]

 

[BudDickman]

You know, we're told that there are, the number of stars in the universe, equal to the number of grains of sand on the beach. And, when you get right down to it, that's, that's a lot.

I just had to transcribe that because it's so retarded.

"We're told"
By whom? A credible source or just a fat guy?

"The beach"
What beach? All of the beaches combined? Dumbass.

"Equal to"
Why the fuck would they be equal? It would at least be plausible to say "greater than".

"And, when you get right down to it, that's, that's a lot."
Just an absolute throwaway sentence from the so-called author.

 

[AliceWorquer]

I just had to transcribe that because it's so retarded.

Transcripts really highlight what a particularly slow wit he has off the cuff. Always stumbling over his words and thinking in fragments.

 

[EraGodless]

Transcripts really highlight what a particularly slow wit he has off the cuff. Always stumbling over his words and thinking in fragments.

He fucked up his own name in court. It doesn't get much worse than that.